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chrisash

  1. "Either I have an exciting nightlife, or I am super old. But not both, sadly." - Me, after a 2-hour post-work nap.
  2. dolla dolla bill y'all - mlkshk.com/p/GBYH via @mlkshk
  3. @redmosquito Good tip!!
  4. @mimidelmar I wasn’t excusing nothin’! :D
  5. @mimidelmar You might be right. But… mind-reading isn’t in our job description!
  6. @mimidelmar His loss!
  7. @mimidelmar To express the inexpressible? No, that can’t be it…
  8. OH: “The worst sushi I’ve ever had was at a Mexican restaurant.”
  9. @mimidelmar Also, please ignore my bad grammar—I've been drinking on the job.
  10. @mimidelmar I know… to be fair, I didn't know it that was Greek myth until after Sting used it in "Wrapped around your finger".
  11. @mimidelmar #egypt now must choose between Mursi or Shafiq? Talk about being caught between the Scylla and Charbydis.
  12. Company lunch. Beer and brats. Nice weather too. (@ Bratfest 2012 w/ 23 others) 4sq.com/LivASW
  13. @mimidelmar @pdbtg I think I'm ready to trade jobs with the harp seal. Pretty sure I can sleep on the ice and look cute.
  14. What a (non-great) day I'm having. I Might Be Wrong. I've never heard this live acoustic version before. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/chrisash/_1rdh…
  15. Same neighborhood, similar incident, very different outcome: bit.ly/KSAGlJ
  16. Just discovered my bike was stolen. I feel like @peeweeherman. Though the @madisonpolice self-report form wasn't a big adventure.
  17. Installing banking software on windows: a headache-inducing way to waste a morning! ("But, it has always worked before!")
  18. @pdbtg @mimidelmar Videos like that make me thankful to be sober...
  19. I don't hunt. But if you hunt on public lands or value wildlife management, Walker is (still) a disaster: bit.ly/JdhGNB