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chrisash

  1. "Either I have an exciting nightlife, or I am super old. But not both, sadly." - Me, after a 2-hour post-work nap. 5:18 PM Jun 1st via Drafts on iOS
  2. dolla dolla bill y'all - mlkshk.com/p/GBYH via @mlkshk 11:45 AM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  3. @redmosquito Good tip!! 1:29 PM May 31st via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to redmosquito
  4. @mimidelmar I wasn’t excusing nothin’! :D 5:18 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mimidelmar
  5. @mimidelmar You might be right. But… mind-reading isn’t in our job description! 4:48 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mimidelmar
  6. @mimidelmar His loss! 4:40 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mimidelmar
  7. @mimidelmar To express the inexpressible? No, that can’t be it… 4:34 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mimidelmar
  8. OH: “The worst sushi I’ve ever had was at a Mexican restaurant.” 5:03 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @mimidelmar Also, please ignore my bad grammar—I've been drinking on the job. 11:22 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  10. @mimidelmar I know… to be fair, I didn't know it that was Greek myth until after Sting used it in "Wrapped around your finger". 11:21 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to mimidelmar
  11. @mimidelmar #egypt now must choose between Mursi or Shafiq? Talk about being caught between the Scylla and Charbydis. 11:15 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to mimidelmar
  12. Company lunch. Beer and brats. Nice weather too. (@ Bratfest 2012 w/ 23 others) 4sq.com/LivASW 10:06 AM May 25th via foursquare from Wisconsin, US  
  13. @mimidelmar @pdbtg I think I'm ready to trade jobs with the harp seal. Pretty sure I can sleep on the ice and look cute. 2:35 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to mimidelmar
  14. What a (non-great) day I'm having. I Might Be Wrong. I've never heard this live acoustic version before. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/chrisash/_1rdh… 1:59 PM May 24th via This Is My Jam
  15. Same neighborhood, similar incident, very different outcome: bit.ly/KSAGlJ 1:24 PM May 24th via bitly
  16. Just discovered my bike was stolen. I feel like @peeweeherman. Though the @madisonpolice self-report form wasn't a big adventure. 1:22 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  17. Installing banking software on windows: a headache-inducing way to waste a morning! ("But, it has always worked before!") 7:37 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. @pdbtg @mimidelmar Videos like that make me thankful to be sober... 2:16 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to pdbtg
  19. I don't hunt. But if you hunt on public lands or value wildlife management, Walker is (still) a disaster: bit.ly/JdhGNB 9:53 AM May 23rd via bitly