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  1. Happy Solstice! about 11 hours ago from web
  2. @battmutler They're family friends of my old college roommate. They played his wedding in Sept, and were awesome. 7:06 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to battmutler
  3. ❅ + ❄ + ❆ = ☃ 10:12 AM Dec 16th from web
  4. @MarkPetersma Dan Savage is the man. 8:37 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to MarkPetersma
  5. Do you know what they call alternative medicine that actually works? Medicine. 8:15 PM Dec 15th from web
  6. @JoelAndersen It's true. They never get a "Happy Rosh Hashanah" (although given that it's a day or repentance, perhaps that's appropriate) 5:10 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to JoelAndersen
  7. @JoelAndersen He's obviously never heard of Kuru: http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/220043-overview 1:03 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to JoelAndersen
  8. What's the difference between a cactus and a Mercedes? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. 8:53 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. Crap. favrd.com is dead, so I'll have to resort to using it's half-retarded stepbrother favstar.fm (unless someone has a better suggestion) 8:27 AM Dec 6th from web
  10. @MarkPetersma That's "Nobel prize-winning idiot" to you. 3:39 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to MarkPetersma
  11. Amusing: The Houston Christmas tree lighting was cancelled because of snow. 12:55 PM Dec 4th from web
  12. Guess snow means it's time to bust out the punk xmas CD. ♫ Chriiistmas night of the living dead - my face is green and the snooow is red ♫ 7:06 AM Dec 4th from web
  13. The forecast is for an inch of snow tomorrow here in Houston. Southerners seem to think this is a valid reason to FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Sigh. 9:12 PM Dec 3rd from web
  14. RT @nanopore: We reckon: Total DNA sequence output to 2004 is now produced, globally, every 16 minutes. 5:14 PM Dec 3rd from web
  15. The catholic church is a lot like a jazz musician - they're both really good at making up shit as they go along. 4:24 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. @JoelAndersen sink or swim - ain't no lifeguards at this here pool. 2:28 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to JoelAndersen
  17. Xmas music on the shuttle. I know it's Dec but i'm not ready for feliz f-ing navidad yet. Bah Humbug. 10:47 AM Dec 1st from txt
  18. @michaelhoffman DAVID is pretty good - http://david.abcc.ncifcrf.gov/ 10:03 AM Nov 30th from FriendFeed in reply to michaelhoffman
  19. I'm giving thanks that I'm not one of the lunatics out shopping in the middle of the night. WTF has our society become? 10:30 PM Nov 26th from web
  20. In the airport, headed to STL. Thanks for the free wifi, Google! 11:46 AM Nov 25th from twitux