chrisalexander_
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grandma: so i hear you're on that low-fat and diet and "i don't like pork and grease" foolishness again. -____- so rude, those ladies.
about 1 hour ago
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me: so, I priced some blenders when I was out today. mom: I'm telling grandma you're trying to lose more weight. she'll call you in a few.
about 1 hour ago
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@ @ @ whatchu want
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to InADash
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I wonder if Madonna's tour opening topped the "Confessions Tour" opening. THAT shit was grand.
about 2 hours ago
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@ hmm. Yeah, a writing workshop like that is on the radar. UCLA Extension has great ones, but I am opposed to living in LA again.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to _sugahoney
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@ YOLO: "you only live once." An obvious thing, used as an excuse for hÍghly stupid things. Í hate people.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to panajane
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Working on Sunday: English class now. Next: an exchange: an hour of Spanish for me, hour of English for her...$free.99. Win.
about 6 hours ago
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@ i reeeally could use a workshop setting situation. Even virtual. Ugh.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to _sugahoney
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@ hmmm. Hard to get in??
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to _sugahoney
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Three cheers for the inventor of basketball shorts.
about 7 hours ago
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@ i would actually consider heading stateside for a workshop. I need to get back on my shit.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to _sugahoney
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@ so how was it? clearly not AS amazing, I'm sure
about 7 hours ago
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@ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *pause* I'm so sorry to hear this.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to _sugahoney
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@ *shows you my in-tact hymen* SEE!?
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Nez9380
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@ dates? DM me
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Anti_Intellect
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I was going to comment that you shouldn't be lying on Junot Diaz, saying he complimented your doc. Lies, harlot. @
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to InADash
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@ yes. truly tragic.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to GeniusDeferred
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i am trying to harass @ on FB, but they're not letting me slander her for some reason.
about 7 hours ago
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@ i'm just speaking from hearsay. rumors. i mean. I'm a virgin.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Nez9380
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Law 001 of Threesomes: Someone will inevitably always be left out and/or receive less…"attention." at least that's what I've heard.
about 7 hours ago
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- Name (inwardly)FatBoySlim
- Location Panamá City, Panamá.
- Web http://www.colore...
- Bio officially closer to 30 than to 20, but far enough away to have no firsthand knowledge of the early 80s. teacher. dancer. tank top enthusiast. writer.
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