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  1. Somewhere in this house is a double (!) batch of cranberry salad. Everyone is asleep & I'm turning the place inside out looking for it. #fb about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. Vampire is my new word for sissy. As in, "Nice man purse, vampire." #fb about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Hm. Native PDF support might finally convince me to get a Kindle. There are tons of PDF books available for free on BitT...nevermind. ;) #fb about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @NFL_2010 NFL "match?" Doesn't sound right. Where are you from? 7:03 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to NFL_2010
  5. I've been a #Bengals fan long enough to know we could still end up 7-9. 6:58 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. Ah, nothing quite says epic fail like unemployment, bankruptcy, foreclosure and the holidays. Yep, yep, yep. #fb 12:56 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  7. Officially changing my name to Gordon Freeman. I mean, I've already got the cool glasses. And the crowbar. 10:27 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. Maybe it's time to try a new approach. How about: WIN MONEY if you can help me FIND A NEW JOB! What do you think? Too spammy? 9:08 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  9. "Hey kids... Cap'n Lucky here..." (Reading to Phil's kindergarten class this morning.) #fb 5:44 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  10. I just got Voice Candy for Mac for free from tap tap tap. They just released Voices for iPhone http://bit.ly/i56Un 6:23 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. Having so much fun with Voices for iPhone, or what I now like to call "Awesome Stalker Ransom Note Super Fun Toy." http://bit.ly/3IOBDA #fb 6:19 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  12. I would kill for an In N Out burger, fries and a neopolitan shake right now. Just saying. Stupid midwest. #fb 2:59 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  13. So, what I cursorily gathered from the news is Sarah Palin is in a movie about emo vampires opening tomorrow. I may not have that right. #fb 1:46 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. Phillip (age 5) made me breakfast in bed this morning before he went to school. Mmmm. PB&J. He's single, ladies! #fb 6:37 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  15. According to Phil (age 5), long-sleeve shirts are great to wear when killing zombies. No argument here. #fb 5:08 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  16. "This day will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Ravens, and will soon see the end of the Steelers." #fb 1:06 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  17. I think that missed PAT will haunt. Hmmmm. #bengals 12:59 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  18. I'm old enough to remember when Mr. Hooper was still alive and Bert was married. To a woman. Happy Birthday, Sesame Street. #fb 10:38 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  19. Must RT this gem: @FakeAPStylebook: If your story is about ninjas, be sure to mention them in the first sentence. If it's not, why isn't it? 5:27 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  20. So, is Robert Zemeckis just going to make fake movies from now on? #fb 5:27 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie