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  1. Somewhere in this house is a double (!) batch of cranberry salad. Everyone is asleep & I'm turning the place inside out looking for it. #fb
  2. Vampire is my new word for sissy. As in, "Nice man purse, vampire." #fb
  3. Hm. Native PDF support might finally convince me to get a Kindle. There are tons of PDF books available for free on BitT...nevermind. ;) #fb
  4. @NFL_2010 NFL "match?" Doesn't sound right. Where are you from?
  5. I've been a #Bengals fan long enough to know we could still end up 7-9.
  6. Ah, nothing quite says epic fail like unemployment, bankruptcy, foreclosure and the holidays. Yep, yep, yep. #fb
  7. Officially changing my name to Gordon Freeman. I mean, I've already got the cool glasses. And the crowbar.
  8. Maybe it's time to try a new approach. How about: WIN MONEY if you can help me FIND A NEW JOB! What do you think? Too spammy?
  9. "Hey kids... Cap'n Lucky here..." (Reading to Phil's kindergarten class this morning.) #fb
  10. I just got Voice Candy for Mac for free from tap tap tap. They just released Voices for iPhone http://bit.ly/i56Un
  11. Having so much fun with Voices for iPhone, or what I now like to call "Awesome Stalker Ransom Note Super Fun Toy." http://bit.ly/3IOBDA #fb
  12. I would kill for an In N Out burger, fries and a neopolitan shake right now. Just saying. Stupid midwest. #fb
  13. So, what I cursorily gathered from the news is Sarah Palin is in a movie about emo vampires opening tomorrow. I may not have that right. #fb
  14. Phillip (age 5) made me breakfast in bed this morning before he went to school. Mmmm. PB&J. He's single, ladies! #fb
  15. According to Phil (age 5), long-sleeve shirts are great to wear when killing zombies. No argument here. #fb
  16. "This day will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Ravens, and will soon see the end of the Steelers." #fb
  17. I think that missed PAT will haunt. Hmmmm. #bengals
  18. I'm old enough to remember when Mr. Hooper was still alive and Bert was married. To a woman. Happy Birthday, Sesame Street. #fb
  19. Must RT this gem: @FakeAPStylebook: If your story is about ninjas, be sure to mention them in the first sentence. If it's not, why isn't it?
  20. So, is Robert Zemeckis just going to make fake movies from now on? #fb