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ChrisAdams1983

TalkinShitNews #ff @jimjefferies @eddieifft @jesseshapiro @erniehurtado @seriousnessly @afurtadotkf @lilitarvahi @chrisadams1983 11:32 AM Jun 1st via HootSuite Retweeted by ChrisAdams1983 and 2 others
Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're not! 12:48 PM Jun 1st via Ping.fm
@chuckyclutch sorry to get back to you late. It's a rough life but if you truly love it it's worth it. 2:57 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chuckyclutch
I miss Long Beach and I'm reminded of that everytime I'm here 1:33 PM May 31st via Ping.fm
I went broke so I couldn't do comedy but very soon I'll be back 1:27 PM May 31st via Ping.fm
I have to save my gas to get to work which pays barely enough to live. 1:53 PM May 28th via Ping.fm
My dream only pays me in beer, I need something that'll pay in dollars. 7:35 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@SkippySimon667 @sir_duderonomy yeah you had the good times Skippy! 11:15 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SkippySimon667
@LizzyLes I'm okay 11:14 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LizzyLes
@danadearmond I think the same myth is attributed to comedians as well 11:14 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danadearmond
Kings won! 11:07 PM May 22nd via Ping.fm
@frank_usher thanks 2:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frank_usher
@_clevername I can't give that out. 2:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _clevername
@_clevername I'm safe 1:59 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _clevername
@Wycombegav she was 1:59 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wycombegav
@Wycombegav no 1:03 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wycombegav
Good luck stealing my identy crooks I can't open a credit card in my name Take that life lock I don't need you I have irresponsibility lock 12:52 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@DarealArturo thanks 11:52 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DarealArturo
@frank_usher @talkinshitnews thanks 11:45 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frank_usher
Helicopters and police surrounded a gas station as I walked by listening to California Love 9:32 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone

Name Chris Adams
Location iPhone: 33.761299,-118.136543
Web http://www.chrisa...
Bio I have insomia; I work for Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft, I edit, do a radio show, and perform stand-up comedy