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  1. been making some 'art'.problem with art is people talking about what they've made which can only ever diminish it esp.if its any good...
  2. awake...admiring the workers as they finish my lawn...trying hard to keep up with the ludicrous sugar requirements in their teas ...
  3. compiling a list of bastards who are gonna get theirs
  4. I am smoking...or smokin'-quite literally
  5. it fits...to the four seasons as it pretty much fits to anything with a little crowbarring-archers theme tune-antiques roadshow...try it
  6. steeling myself for half hour wait on Barclays 'customer care' line listening to incessant Vivaldi and singing 'shuv it up yer arse' in head
  7. actually joy of day probably-BRONSON soundtrack even though 16 nicker to buy well worth it-just pips apricot-bugbear..still ear hurting man
  8. joy of the day-apricot croissant from waitrose-croissant with jam in middle-annoyance of the day-world's most sibilant man-on sci weekly pod
  9. I have infiltrated the surbiton masonic hall to learn their secrets
  10. @porksmith Trash Money would love to get on Witch or is it exclusively for your own stuff?regards ...chris
  11. whining paedo cops it-genius?i don't think so-Eddie van Halen-Quincy Jones-Nile Rodgers-theres some geniuses for ya-forget this sad clown!!!
  12. dying in a cupboard seems awfully tidy..only a step away from offing yourself in the actual coffin-designs self burial kit...
  13. so apparently Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden pilot's all the band to their next gig in his plane-all rather sweet-like Cary in the peugeot!
  14. making things out of plastic,then painting em BLAAAACKKK!!!!!
  15. found an old JAM on vhs-christ its good especially 'slow mo doctor'fellar-need more-need it on dvd
  16. IS rIch Fulcher on here anywhere?answeres on a twitcard c x
  17. it's vital that the whole universe watches at least one episode of 'salad fingers' by david firth vailable for a watchin at pat pie dot com
  18. finished Dorian Gray finally in spite of my usual read page fall asleep reading skills-wonderful book -rubbish ending-please try harder 3/5
  19. Off to see iain and jane's new art movie starring kevin eldon tonight at the bfi
  20. it