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been making some 'art'.problem with art is people talking about what they've made which can only ever diminish it esp.if its any good...5:29 AM Nov 29thfrom web
awake...admiring the workers as they finish my lawn...trying hard to keep up with the ludicrous sugar requirements in their teas ...4:59 AM Nov 10thfrom web
compiling a list of bastards who are gonna get theirs1:13 PM Aug 11thfrom web
I am smoking...or smokin'-quite literally3:30 AM Aug 6thfrom web
it fits...to the four seasons as it pretty much fits to anything with a little crowbarring-archers theme tune-antiques roadshow...try it4:30 AM Aug 5thfrom web
steeling myself for half hour wait on Barclays 'customer care' line listening to incessant Vivaldi and singing 'shuv it up yer arse' in head4:27 AM Aug 5thfrom web
actually joy of day probably-BRONSON soundtrack even though 16 nicker to buy well worth it-just pips apricot-bugbear..still ear hurting man11:23 AM Jul 12thfrom web
joy of the day-apricot croissant from waitrose-croissant with jam in middle-annoyance of the day-world's most sibilant man-on sci weekly pod11:17 AM Jul 12thfrom web
I have infiltrated the surbiton masonic hall to learn their secrets6:09 AM Jul 9thfrom web
whining paedo cops it-genius?i don't think so-Eddie van Halen-Quincy Jones-Nile Rodgers-theres some geniuses for ya-forget this sad clown!!!11:25 AM Jun 26thfrom web
dying in a cupboard seems awfully tidy..only a step away from offing yourself in the actual coffin-designs self burial kit...4:30 PM Jun 4thfrom web
so apparently Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden pilot's all the band to their next gig in his plane-all rather sweet-like Cary in the peugeot!4:05 PM Jun 4thfrom web
making things out of plastic,then painting em BLAAAACKKK!!!!!4:07 PM May 26thfrom web
found an old JAM on vhs-christ its good especially 'slow mo doctor'fellar-need more-need it on dvd8:55 AM May 16thfrom web
IS rIch Fulcher on here anywhere?answeres on a twitcard c x7:34 PM May 12thfrom web
it's vital that the whole universe watches at least one episode of 'salad fingers' by david firth vailable for a watchin at pat pie dot com7:12 PM May 9thfrom web
finished Dorian Gray finally in spite of my usual read page fall asleep reading skills-wonderful book -rubbish ending-please try harder 3/56:58 PM May 9thfrom web
Off to see iain and jane's new art movie starring kevin eldon tonight at the bfi10:45 AM May 7thfrom txt