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  1. struck by the similarity in appearance - at least in twitterland - between @jimmycarr and @AAPresident. 11:42 AM Nov 22nd from web
  2. @MrSpangles thank you for not calling in to see us. 11:38 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to MrSpangles
  3. Took phil vickery's advice. Three bird roast tonight. 10:17 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  4. RT @thedailymash: HERMAN VAN ROMPUY IS ANAGRAM OF ROMAN VAMPYRE HUN http://bit.ly/2WQi0s 2:10 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. Calvin Harris crashes Jedward & he's escorted from the building. Dizzy crashes Dame Shirley to wild applause - Justice? 2:53 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. After a little experimentation have concluded that 3D magic looks better with the tv off as well as the lights. 2:59 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  7. Barbecuing in the rain - many times in the summer before but never in November. 4:51 AM Nov 8th from web
  8. Listened to the boxing last night - that's the second big ugly bloke I've seen/heard get what he deserved this week. 4:49 AM Nov 8th from web
  9. Eating haribo not claimed last night by small people in plastic masks. 3:44 AM Nov 1st from Echofon
  10. @Nodge247 sounds like your handicap's tumbling down. 10:09 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to Nodge247
  11. Got caught up in some sort of mad drinking competition last night - long walk home kicking through autumn leaves. 6:24 AM Oct 30th from web
  12. RT @davidschneider: lets not let Nick Griffin distract us from the people we really have to face down. Get John and Edward out of #xfactor 12:43 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  13. Jean Todt becomes new FIA President - Ferarri to be F1 Champions in 2010 then. 5:11 AM Oct 23rd from web
  14. Jonathan Ross show should be good tonight http://tinyurl.com/yk5qomm 4:39 AM Oct 23rd from web
  15. It's been a funny old week! I don't really do 'doing nothing' - perhaps a walk later? 4:33 AM Oct 23rd from web
  16. If there's a national postal strike today, who was that who just came up the drive and delivered the letters? 4:39 AM Oct 22nd from web
  17. Perfect day = walk on Pentewan beach, golf on cliffs, fish&chips on harbour wall in Meua and live music at Eden 10:34 AM Oct 17th from txt
  18. Hannah texted the show while we listened with the power off on Monday night. This was the result http://tinyurl.com/yg7pp7n 1:57 PM Oct 14th from web
  19. @LastWrites Oh that's far too polite 8:44 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to LastWrites
  20. Incredible sunset sky tonight. Sorry no camera 10:39 AM Oct 13th from txt