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WBrettWilson Please RT - and join me in proudly celebrating #CanadianArmedForcesDay - support and respect those that have served - and do serve - #Canada about 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by chris_p_walker and 187 others
@markjowen Meant right instead of wrong. But, unfortunately, yes. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to markjowen
Good thing about a blocked ear is if I turn my head the right way I can't hear my wife & kids. #fb about 6 hours ago via web
PimpBillClinton If you're in a bar and you hear a guy order a piña colada, feel free to tell everyone he ordered a 'penis colossus.' about 7 hours ago via web Retweeted by chris_p_walker and 129 others
Westlife, WTF? youtube.com/watch?v=vf31ky… This is way better youtube.com/watch?v=DXWvb3… about 23 hours ago via web
@CherylMcKinnon Waste of rum. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to CherylMcKinnon
Helping my daughter w/Me First & The Gimme Gimmes music project. When I say helping, she's in the backyard & I'm doing the project. #fb 4:19 PM Jun 2nd via web
@pelujan Are they ill-tempered? Do they throw foot or head wear at people? @piewords @KRCraft youtube.com/watch?v=r65I8h… 4:07 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to pelujan
#ERM Music "With orders to identify, to clarify, and classify" youtube.com/watch?v=fYQ0EO… 11:24 AM Jun 2nd via web
Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk. A little Zappa while cutting the grass. 11:08 AM Jun 2nd via HootSuite
@CMSExpo You're making demands. You don't even qualify as a serf now. @piewords @cherylmckinnon @krcraft 8:50 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to CMSExpo
@AIIMcmty @cawprhyd Am anxious for y'all to teach me. (Is that better?) 8:48 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to AIIMcmty
@nikiblack Two words - Spoiled brat. 8:33 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to nikiblack
@piewords "Hire" implies paying. Indentured servitude is probably a better route to go. 8:20 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to piewords
Like grass through a goose, things are on the move. 7:43 AM Jun 2nd via web
@pmonks Rent boy? @piewords 9:03 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to pmonks
@CTVNews Unnecessary to show the kitten in the #Magnotta story on News Channel. Potential inspiration to other sickos. Tasteless #fail 8:24 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
@krcraft @CMSExpo @piewords @cherylmckinnon Minions have an air of insouciant naughtiness which I find rather endearing. 6:10 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite in reply to krcraft
@CMSExpo @piewords @cherylmckinnon @krcraft Flunkies are lackeys with low self esteem. 5:59 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite in reply to CMSExpo
@cawprhyd Funny, you don't remind me at all of Baldrick. @AIIMcmty 3:35 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to cawprhyd

Name Christian Walker
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Bio Info Mgt consultant @ Oracle. Big picture helps solve *real* issues. If you want PC, follow someone else. My brain, my tweets, my problem.