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chris_mayo

  1. @DJRotaryRachel "How do you think it went?" is the ultimate performer crusher 35 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DJRotaryRachel
  2. @cmichael_ haha. Sorry. Wine and Twitter. Trigger happy. 38 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cmichael_
  3. @maryellemonroe thanks for the favourite. Stay happy. Feel free to follow me back for total good karma ;P. 39 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maryellemonroe
  4. @cmichael_ twonk 42 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cmichael_
  5. @TheKingLobotomy next year. Taking the fringe off this year so I can eat instead. Brighton was great though. 43 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKingLobotomy
  6. @maryellemonroe oh. If it cheers you up at all, I saw Somewhere recently and loved it. You were wonderful. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maryellemonroe
  7. @TheKingLobotomy thanks! I'm not doing Edinburgh but I've been touring my new show and the response has been great, very pleased. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKingLobotomy
  8. @TheKingLobotomy good stuff. If you're ever looking for someone to be funny in them, I'm looking for an excuse to be in nice things. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKingLobotomy
  9. @TheKingLobotomy definitely. You still writing stuff? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKingLobotomy
  10. Sea Salted Caramels and wine. YES. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @TheKingLobotomy good isn't it? Great that all this otherwise little known talent is being exposed. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheKingLobotomy
  12. @yeahbecs ;) about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @SarahJaneAntell on my night off as well! Hardcore. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SarahJaneAntell
  14. @SarahJaneAntell I know I know, I was doing a funny #sulk about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SarahJaneAntell
  15. @SarahJaneAntell fuck fuck fuck? Is that how you got it? ;P about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SarahJaneAntell
  16. @MerylORourke hey! Less of the old! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MerylORourke
  17. @yeahbecs and a weight limit ;P about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yeahbecs
  18. Margaret's eyes should get their own TV show. #Apprentice about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Hello to my 1,500th follower @MissStillman x about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Chris Mayo
  • Location London
  • Web http://www.chrism...
  • Bio Comedian and actor based in North London. Tweet nonsense, gig lots, friendly face, skinny arms. Come and say hello.
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