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  1. Swear I just walked past Sigrid Thornton. Or just an angry brunette. 8 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. "There's nothing daggy about Barry Manilow" - David @penbo Penberthy about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @penbo You thieving bastard. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to penbo
  4. @_leo_s Just like women. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to _leo_s
  5. @_leo_s Mail order brides made out of Cous Cous? I think I need to cut back on the neurofen. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to _leo_s
  6. @mdreid They're $50. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mdreid
  7. @Taunya1978 Ah Prince Mahantumbu. Great guy. We tight. Still owes me US$324,000,000 though. Any day now. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to Taunya1978
  8. To all my new followers: sending each of you a mug for Xmas! Just send me, like, er, $20 each for postage. Expensive from Nigeria you see. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Starting to feel like Oprah. Look under your seat Thorneheads. MUGS FOR EVERYONE! about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. Wonder if I should unfollow Mal now. Seems only fair. RT @annabelcrabb: Did you catch that? People Skills on Twitter!!! @TonyAbbottMHR about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @paulygee Brace yourself for disappointment. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to paulygee
  12. @27bslash6 Great, what the fuck am I going to do with 37 coffee mugs. Make that 39. No 43... about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to 27bslash6
  13. BREAKING: Thousands of mannequins burned in factory fire. Mannequin community shocked yet remain silent. http://bit.ly/704NoB about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. Just deduced that I get a lot of followers solely because I'm being followed by David @27bslash6 Thorne. Prob should buy one of his mugs. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. Think the Neurofen just started kicking in. Man I'm so high right now. Don't forget to bring a towel! about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. Today's Rob: "Last time I took Neurofen Plus it turned me into a dumb shit". Me: "But I'm already a dumb shit, I can't go any further down" about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. Dear Nurofen Plus - please work now or forever hold your peace. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. I needed to tweet something that wasn't about the friggin leadership spill. MUPPETS SKATEBOARDING DOG VIDEO! http://bit.ly/4paTzr 4:28 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  19. Bang Bang! RT: @serafinowicz Dear people offended by my crucifixion joke: I didn't mean to make anyone cross. 4:14 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  20. Bang! RT: @serafinowicz I'm not a Christian, but when I die I would like a traditional crucifixion. 4:13 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  • Name Chris Deal
  • Location Sydney
  • Bio I get paid to colour in websites. I don't get paid to write this crap: www.thepunch.com.au/author-bios/chris-deal
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