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chris_coltrane

  1. @Nat_Luurtsema Haha cool, be sure you do to avoid ultimate justice x 27 minutes ago via Tweetlogix in reply to Nat_Luurtsema
  2. Just found this idea in my notepad. Looks like I had high ambitions that day... twitpic.com/9skar2 34 minutes ago via Tweetlogix
  3. @Nat_Luurtsema Haha, I can imagine! ALSO OMG, either you or Craine or Dan must reply to thar mail I sent you plz, i need to do listings. x about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Nat_Luurtsema
  4. @stavvers Yes, I would say more or less a metric fuckton. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to stavvers
  5. @stavvers loads about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stavvers
  6. AlJazeera: Jubilee coverage you won't see in the UK: West Indians say Queen should apologise for UK colonialism/slavery aljazeera.com/news/europe/20… about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. ROYAL FAMILY FACT: The Queen's favourite movie is Reservior Dogs, which she owns on both VHS and Laserdisc. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. The Queen will be dropped off at Tower Bridge, where athletes will set fire to her hair and carry her all the way to the Olympic stadium. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. If I had a time machine I'd bring 20 year old Stalin to our times, so I can teach him how to be compassionate and kind/have sex with him. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. ROYAL FAMILY FACT: Due to a medical problem, Prince Charles is on a seafood diet. "Don't make a joke about it" he says, "it does my head in" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. If anyone gets bored of watching #bbcjubilee, I'll be sellotaping some dogs together in Finsbury Park from 4pm. BYOD (Bring Your Own Dogs) about 10 hours ago via web
  12. BBC reporter to rower: "How does it feel to stroke the boat?" Rower: "It feels really, really good." #bbcjubilee about 10 hours ago via web
  13. Just made a cool new dubstep song by making a cow moo into a fan. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Chris Coltrane
  • Location Vauxhall, London
  • Web http://chris-colt...
  • Bio Standup comedian, socialist, feminist, atheist, skeptic, activist & funtime maker. Likes surreal comedy & pretty electro. 29th most awesome guy on the internet
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