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chris_borrett

  1. Almost starting on what can only be described as some 'bogging cunts' with @s_wookey But some clothes that fit next time too.
  2. Looking at tattoo designs, nothing too major, not even sure where to have it, ideas? Xo
  3. I want a classic car !
  4. Wish we called drink soda or pop over here. Now that would be reem;-) #hashtag
  5. Twitter is like writing a book. A pointless book granted, but maybe one day i'll refer to my tweets and compose them into chapters... idk
  6. 'I'm pissed' Apart from when you write it on facebook so all your pals can see it comes out.. 'i'm pisdszed ong qualfjety nfjtght'
  7. @_mo0lly got bored of backwards hopping so have resorted to a midnight run with example. Heading in the general direction of LST #yay
  8. @_mo0lly bring some alcoholic bevvys into the equation and i'll consider it
  9. @_mo0lly cool story bro i'm going to hop backwards there now then hopefully i'll beat the rush hour traffic..
  10. @_mo0lly well idk there could be a starbucks down brick lane ^o)
  11. @_mo0lly you actually bought it from starbucks or what ? :-)
  12. I'd drop everything to step on a plane and fly off to florida right now. Not completely true i might charge my phone a bit first
  13. @_mo0lly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i'll try amazon...
  14. @_mo0lly Mozzaaaaaaaaaa where'd you get that ? :O
  15. Said i'm luke, i'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
  16. Keith lemon you funny man. 'goin' to pub'
  17. Made my day today when dad starts pulling my engine apart 'yehh i'll put it all back trust me' Urmm dad it's still in bits. Useless m8. -.-
  18. Shit on my car why don't you, fucking useless, pointless fucking birds, i've only just cleaned it
  19. If only i could insure this ! twitter.com/chris_borrett/…
  20. Just remembered today is everyone ignore chris day! My bad