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So food poisoning turned into full-on swooning fit. Have left a sweat angel on the carpet (it's ok, my parents are coming to rescue me) about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Best bit. “@NationalTheatre: Joey salutes the Queen from the National Theatre #jubilee twitter.com/WarHorseOnStag…” about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
HOT BASCULE ACTION! #DiamondJubilee about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Jack_Ashman Now we need a bus to jump the gap on Tower Bridge as it opens. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jack_Ashman
@rudemrlang I saw it as a Simpson fisting the Green Goddess. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rudemrlang
@Jack_Ashman Also: climax, get off *teeheehee* about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jack_Ashman
@Jack_Ashman Pretty much :( about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jack_Ashman
Why did no one tell me this pageant would just be boats? No romance or car chases or explosions or anything :( #DiamondJubilee about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Scene on the barge is reminiscent of an awkward party, everyone clustered around the nibbles and no one dancing. #DiamondJubilee about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
rudemrlang Matt Baker looks like he's trying to decide whether or not to lunge at Sophie Raworth. #bbcjubilee about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by chris_allen and 2 others
@darrenjl But she's ancient. And does a mean tap number. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darrenjl
@IanRobHowell There's a joke in there somewhere... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IanRobHowell
@neothecat @james_welsh @not_catherine "And we cut now to Floella Benjamin pleasuring Princess Michael of Kent" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to neothecat
I'm anticipating a surprise cut back to Barrowman on the musical barge, slapping his cock on a bell. #bbcjubilee about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Marky_Barrett She wishes. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Marky_Barrett
@james_welsh @catrionaw890 @neothecat Gaby Roslin reporting Jubilee deaths up next. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to james_welsh
@Jack_Ashman It's "you're" and he's Scottish :P about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Usztan I'd tap that. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Usztan
@harchie12 If C4 doesn't pick this up then it's a crime. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to harchie12
BARROWMAN ON BARGE ACTION. #DiamondJubilee about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Christopher Allen
Location Olympics West
Web http://misterchri...
Bio Actor / 12th Doctor / guy who does video things. Liable to tweet heavily during X Factor, Doctor Who. All views are vague and my own.