Profile_bird

Hey there! chr0nometer is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving chr0nometer's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

chr0nometer

  1. I chill in deep space. A mask is over my face. I deliver the prize, but I still narrow my eyes, 'cuz my time I don't like to waste.
  2. Ummm...I shoot birds at the airport.
  3. Mmmmmmm greasy diner....*drool*
  4. Who put concrete on Tor 8? I want answers!
  5. Wow! There are so many things that I want to buy!
  6. The neighbours are doing karaoke again. I must destroy them.
  7. I will kick you in the nnnnnuts!!!
  8. Thesaurus Rex is the most synonymous of all the great thunder lizards.
  9. There is much to do. SO MUCH.
  10. Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
  11. I'm like Pigpen from Peanuts, except it's cloud of drywall dust following me around.
  12. Nothin' beats a double-dose of Dan Aykroyd.
  13. Sumfin aboot sumfin.
  14. I like life-altering decisions that aren't really all that life-altering. Making them, that is!
  15. I am an island in a sea of WTF.
  16. Goin' out to have some drinks with Amanda and a bunch of people I don't know. I should probably get to know more people.
  17. The world is at a point where demontration of common sense is cause for genuine praise.
  18. I just watched someone utterly fail at backing their car into an empty spot in an empty lot. How are some people even allowed to drive?!
  19. Time to go do stuff. Perhaps a few things.
  20. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!