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  1. Not even 6pm and its pitch black out. Half-expecting Vin Diesel to pop out of the darkness...
  2. You can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  3. Got up at 8am, went down to check the laundry room was clear (it was), came back to get my laundry, went down AND THE ROOM WAS IN USE. GAHH!
  4. Time for some goodtyme foodrinkery with Cweb and perhaps Finlay. Why not?
  5. Take THAT, space coyote!
  6. In quiet solitude or the blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated....and it goes on like this...
  7. I'm spending far too much time looking up '80s cartoons online and not enough time painting the hallway.
  8. Got some tasty groceries! We're gonna eat 'em! Eat 'em right up!
  9. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Wordpress, IRC, gmail and forums. Madness? THIS IS INTERNETS! *kick*
  10. @Tyrphanax Let's seee.......Dinshu!......and.....T-Pain!
  11. Woah! Free boat ride for three!
  12. Why is printer ink so damn pricey? I should just get a pet octopus.
  13. Today blew goats.
  14. Whenever I find a new shortcut in the city, I look behind me to see how far behind my Mario Kart ghost is...
  15. Don't forget to fall back, mofos!
  16. Just ran into Hugh at St. Clair moments after Cweb scheduled us to work together tomorrow. Evil omen?
  17. Out and about! It's what I do!
  18. The theme for this year's Halloween is: LAME! :D
  19. I'm glad Rod's not dead. Paul is a douche.
  20. You know what's great about you English? Octopussy. Man, I must've seen that movie...twice!