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  1. World's richest welfare queen lectures the rest of us on our "materialism" and addiction to "convenience": http://is.gd/1zSJO
  2. I have no idea why I'm being so snarky today.
  3. @hubbit Yeah, darn those annoying senators who bring up the constitution in a Supreme Court justice confirmation hearing.
  4. I'm going to start my anti-cereal PSA campaign: "Because mornings are depressing enough as it is."
  5. @rachelr1977 Nope. You'll have the theater to yourself.
  6. Dang, look at all those followers @FartSandwich has. Too bad Twitter's not a Ponzi scheme, I'd be making a bunch of money off him right now.
  7. @FartSandwich Then there's bananas, which don't have any bones.
  8. Everybody in the train car with me today apparently got hit with the ugly stick.
  9. @MagnoliaPearl I woke up crazy early this morning and read the entire Bobwhite run. What a great strip! Sorry I didn't read it before.
  10. Is there any worse smell in the world than roofing tar? I swear I'd rather be in a horse-manure processing plant than my apartment right now
  11. Creationist sites tend to be garish and busy, whereas pro-Evolution are more tasteful. Dunno why that is.
  12. @marioinhydepark The second one you posted worked.
  13. @marioinhydepark "Uh oh, bit.ly couldn't find a link for the bit.ly URL you clicked."
  14. "Do not ask why the old days were better than the present; for that is a foolish question"
  15. Healthcare economics is an extraordinarily complicated subject. Amazing how everyone's managed to become an expert in it.
  16. @sldownard Not on the first date. I need some time.
  17. Khatchaturian is possibly seducing me into becoming a classical fan at this late date.
  18. "Your mind's in a mental cemetery, " Webster was saying, "that's why you've got peace of mind"
  19. Dang, what do you have to do to get your driver's license revoked in New Jersey? http://is.gd/1lFZX
  20. Why does my spam blocker still think an e-mail with a subject of "pijs szw fbxoce vvzes dyoo" is legitimate?