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  1. Reviews incoming from those who used my pie dough recipe today: "Hands down, the two best pie crusts I've ever made." *cabbage patches* about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I really enjoyed dinner--even the part where the inlaws introduced me to their friends as "a friend of" my boyfriend! about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. I do hope Johnny S. Foer is enjoying his kale and carrots right now. #kthxgivingbai #offtokillsomeanimals about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. I only have 90 minutes to get really, really, really, really hungry. Considering a preemptive emetic, Roman-style. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. It's only noon and I'm on my fifth incredibly convenient parking place already! about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. Heaven! So much parking everywhere! I am just going to drive around Manhattan all day and park and then drive around some more! about 21 hours ago from web
  7. Ever since I joined foursquare, I know where Rex Sorgatz is AT ALL TIMES. So much information, so close to being useful. 7:32 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  8. Here's a nice long Thanksgiving poem for homosexuals in a rotten angry mood! http://bit.ly/John_Giorno 10:12 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @elfrankenstino: @Choire http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... 9:48 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. I've just about had it up to here with not having a Wikipedia page of my own. 9:21 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. Halfday! That's all I ever heard. Halfday! How I learned to love the word. #bettercher #halfdayday 5:45 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  12. I always get nervous when my coworkers play "I Don't Like Mondays" in the "office. 10:17 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. What psychic disturbance or affective disorder caused me to sign up for Tumblr and FourSquare on the same day? #friends! 2:54 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Your Sunday literary analysis: Reading Sarah Palin Live, with Rudolph Delson: Part Two http://www.theawl.com/19302 6:54 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. Um, Team Emmet. I guess. 6:48 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  16. All weekend: Reading Sarah Palin Live, with Rudolph Delson. http://www.theawl.com/19225 8:38 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  17. Serious! Weekends! Extra yay. Mario parties, couches, brunches! W00t! RT @dceiver OK. This week is over. Time to go home 3:47 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. Facebook sure makes birthdays weird now. When I was a kid [degenerates into totes boring crazy old man rant]. 9:04 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  19. @felixsalmon They need to pay you more. You've lost track of what salaries look like! She's getting paid less than 2 Goldman secretaries. 2:17 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. @felixsalmon Elizabeth Warren gets $114,733.04 for that job--not "a hefty six-figure salary." You live in NYC, you should know better! 1:43 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to felixsalmon