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choice2099

  1. ugh. not enough hours in the day
  2. it's all fun and games until someone loses an iphone
  3. whatever girl. you just take it one day at a time. and i will pray for you. keep you in my thoughts
  4. fetishizing newness means you're doomed to never be satisfied
  5. i failed to arouse my gay husband while in a lime-green negligee
  6. im a connoisseur of modern art and hentai porn
  7. do you mind if i could pee in your toilet? it would mean a lot to me
  8. once youve felt the sun on your skin the shade can feel especially cold
  9. youre fucking up my symmetry
  10. "Remember when" may be the lowest form of conversation, but it has undeniable romance
  11. money solves today not tomorrow
  12. @whatsuptiger i know baby. otherwise you wouldnt be joking like that. THE HUG WAS JUST A TOKEN
  13. @whatsuptiger you are so dark but heres a hug
  14. i've run out of options. i dont have enough ecstacy for everyone
  15. when you wake up so tired you dont remember hitting the alarm
  16. I have a serious Game of Thrones problem . Free time is spent watching it,reading the books, and thinking about how awesome it is