Get short, timely messages from Church of Chocolate.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @ChocoChurch.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow ChocoChurch to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

ChocoChurch

  1. Because learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do.
  2. The word "muffin" was created so people wouldn't feel guilty about eating cake for breakfast.
  3. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
  4. People constantly talk about motivation, but that’s the stick. INSPIRATION is the carrot.
  5. Music is the cup that holds the wine of silence. (Robert Fripp)
  6. Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. (Anna Freud)
  7. The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. (Wilde)
  8. Original thinking migrates each day in search of nourishment. (Maya Angelou)
  9. When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. (Montaigne)
  10. I've never understood why some people think there is a divide between belief and science. Belief seeks the "why"; science seeks the "how".
  11. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
  12. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. Merry Christmas!
  13. You don’t need to attend every argument you are invited to.
  14. We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. (Joseph Campbell)
  15. Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge; others just gargle. (E. C. McKenzie)
  16. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
  17. For every student with a spark of intelligence, there are about ten with ignition trouble. (Milton Berle)
  18. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. (Garrison Keillor)
  19. In seeking knowledge, the first step is silence, the second listening, the third remembering, the fourth practicing, and the fifth--teaching
  20. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)