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  1. @magger More so than your doppelganger Cameron (Alan Ruck)? http://www.80s.com/saveferris/cast/ruck.html
  2. Stuffing costume with Poly-fill--the asbestos of crafting. Seriously, what is this stuff? Waiting for the etsy-mom class-action suit.
  3. Woman with Dunkin' Donuts bag contributing to pigeon obesity crisis at LICH playground.
  4. Last day. Feeling like I should TP the Slate building. #lifeswap
  5. Buying L'eggs trouser socks at CVS. It's COLD. #lifeswap
  6. I now understand why Nick throws the string cheese in his lunchbox away everyday. So much for my effort to brown-bag it. #lifeswap
  7. Walking the corridors of power is the only form of mine. RT @magger Walking to school has become my only form of exercise. #lifeswap
  8. @jodyrosen: Like a freshman girl, I await the hazing with which I assume @metlandia will follow. #lifeswap
  9. Lights went out on me in the office again. Must . . . turn . . . hamster wheel . . . faster! #lifeswap
  10. Using Mike's ID to get into the building continues to provide bouncer-defeating thrill. #lifeswap
  11. Ask him about his big toe: RT @magger: Just spent 10 minutes debating with 4 yr. old whether or not a thumb is a finger. #lifeswap
  12. Progressive workplace policies: I can swipe Mike's ID to get into the ladies' room. #lifeswap
  13. Not until after what the email invite calls "Wine Friday." #lifeswap
  14. It's a mystery. My ballet-class career was over by age six. I'm pigeon-toed: I could never even get into first position. #lifeswap
  15. Day 4: I am a regular at the Starbucks. Worker says, "I already told you about the VIA thing." #lifeswap
  16. Eating animal crackers in the office. Later I'll be running out for my 3pm juice box. #lifeswap
  17. I like that, @thehighsign. Now I need one for trains that don't run on time! #lifeswap
  18. FYI, @magger, the laundry machines are located in the basement. Take the elevator to "B" and make a left. #lifeswap
  19. Coffee fail: sip lid placed right in that precarious spot over the fold. #lifeswap
  20. The Gattaca-style turnstile that @pjosephcaine dislikes (fair enough) just closed on me. #lifeswap