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  1. Steam is unlocking Modern Warfare 2 game files!! HTF am I expected to work 15 hours today? ugh.
  2. ..and silently, calmly plotting, my brain sits on the back of my face, directing my hands, legs and teeth toward vengeful ends.
  3. Crowd control: I clear a path through crowds with my mind. Swarm control: I use my mind to make wasps attack you.
  4. Animate Pro is my steaming, insatiable mistress. Flash is the fat cold wife I come home to each night.
  5. LOL RT @Winominx Victoria's Secret Models Who Aren't Dead Behind the Eyes #worldsthinnestbooks
  6. Just preordered Modern Warfare 2! Anyone know if Billy Murray's in it again as the voice of Cpt. Price? @willreinhardt @marvlove
  7. A flu virus mutates & passes to our pets, mutates again to become rabies-like. Passed back to us. RAGE anyone? I call it H1OMG1.
  8. Can't wait for Modern Warfare 2. The first is one of my most memorable single player experiences since HL2.
  9. Body language - full body pose-chucking for silent communication. Resembles a nightmarish dance. Used by SWAT teams.
  10. Sheet bend - a sex position.
  11. Sight gag - an opaque band worn to cover the eyes.
  12. Zombies can only go to heaven if you remove their shoes before you kill them.
  13. http://twitpic.com/oj0ji - @serafinowicz photo of Hawking recording that audio
  14. brilliance RT @serafinowicz: Someone just spiked my drink and told me a funny joke LOLL
  15. Mallardy: duck flu
  16. lol & ouch RT @vinayksh: If you miss the 'O' at the end of 'HELLO' while addressing in an email... it becomes real messy when you send that
  17. RT @Deedle_pie Every tweet w #helphoneybees Nov 5-11 Haagen-Dazs w/ donate $1 to fund Colony Collapse Disorder research http://bit.ly/3tENQC
  18. Fashion for the exhibitionist: t-shorts.
  19. Breaking News: Spiderman found dead in empty bathtub. Investigators speculate he may have been trying to escape for up to 8 days.
  20. Dilarious: intensely unfunny. Dilarium: a hopeless state of unfunniness.