chloeeoheeoh
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- Now if you will all please just take a gander at the timestamp...
9:18 AM Nov 20th
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Objection! This default theme is not the default theme I picked from my initial choice of default themes.
12:54 PM Nov 17th
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Sometimes a friend will have a conservative comedic threshold...
And 'e-mail from within a Siberian prison camp' is a miss.
A big ol' miss.
12:49 PM Nov 17th
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. ...wtf just happened?
12:40 PM Nov 17th
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Palin... uh... Bogus Journey... uh... Whatever. DIY, guys. Zombies.
12:10 PM Nov 17th
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"beating the boss stage" And that is what I'm calling it from now on.
12:28 PM Nov 16th
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@ Truer words, truer words...
12:18 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to eoporto
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"factoring the polynomial" "cheating at the Olympics" "chilling the bid" Yeah. I gave my list of memes a sad ending. So deal.
12:17 PM Nov 16th
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Explained to Roomie's mom that I'm only drinking from the 2 liter nooow, because I'm "going in for the kill." Disarmin' moms. Fuck yeah.
11:02 AM Nov 15th
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@ Great googly moogly, your mom's hot.
10:36 AM Nov 15th
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in reply to rejecter
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Bf started calling me a cougar on my 24th, and I'm officially only in it for the magic tricks. "Levitate me that Stripes DVD! Eeee!" *claps*
10:34 AM Nov 15th
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I think I speak for everyone when I say things in ventriloquist's voice release.
9:00 AM Nov 15th
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Hey! I think I'll brand my own ink and print the word "waterproof" all over it like it has no meaning and *RUIN* THIS, THE DAY OF OUR LORD.
8:56 AM Nov 15th
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Staying in without food or beer until I meet my quota. The we'll-see-itude is honestly pretty high, but I do my best to shoot for the stars.
7:52 AM Nov 15th
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My art show got moved back to the 20th. Got edged out by some charity show. Psh, charities and their TOTAL sense of entitlement, AMIRITE?!
6:47 AM Nov 9th
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@ My first car went by Papa Smurf. All later attempts at coaxing friends to talk about my car like it's people have been in vain.
10:27 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to fishsauce
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Happy birthday @, who is admittedly ready for whatever jelly.
10:01 PM Nov 8th
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Trying to decide what to name this white Ford pick-up. I'm taking a shine to either Sister Mary Clarence or White Power Bill.
9:57 PM Nov 8th
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I will now adorn purple checkered pants and a lime green shirt to reduce the appearance of fine lines AND acne. HEY, FACE CREAM... EN GARDE!
1:14 PM Oct 23rd
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Started using a new moisturizer claiming to reduce the appearance of fine lines. Woke up covered with acne. Touché, face cream. Touché.
1:11 PM Oct 23rd
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