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chloebeez

  1. I'm such a grumpus today #vaginapersonproblems
  2. oh god, and people who use their tongue to try and pick food out from inbetween their teeth. just go brush your teeth for feck sake!
  3. my absolute pet peeve: people who eat loudly/with their mouths open/smack their lips after every bite/all of these. I'm looking at you, dad!
  4. Wish the Biebs would pack it in with all this #neversaynever and #believe bulltwat. Bit old now innit.
  5. @the_jono_brand sunday can fuck itself! useless day, encourages stress!
  6. Right, Sundays can just fuck off from now on. Its not even a proper day and I hate everyone.
  7. for fuck sake, meant to be going out for a meal this afternoon and I can't feel my swollen, red hands for the bleach on them..
  8. don't think it's possible to give less of a fuck about #eurovision than what I do right now.
  9. Meat yfrog.com/j2gg9flj
  10. Stepdad: 'my jeans are a bit loose, I think I've lost weight'. My mums been hysterically laughing for the past 15minutes..
  11. I'm definately going a lighter colour. like chocolate brown. kind of dreading putting bleach on my hair to do that though #callmebaldyyyy
  12. I think I might get my hair dip-dyed when it's cut next week. only slightly dip-dyed. thoughts?
  13. Don't think I've lived a day more boring than today.. Tempted to gnaw my own arm off for entertainment purposes.
  14. sooo what's everyones vibes on this wind being annoying as fuck when you just wanna sunbathe?
  15. @the_jono_brand mans gotta eat!!
  16. @the_jono_brand hooray! I bet accy will be smokey as hell later today with all the BBQs! Xx
  17. Could absolutely murder a Starbucks White Caffe Mocha right now. Standard coffee will have to suffice.
  18. @the_jono_brand hopefully! Think I'm just gonna laze about in the garden, can't be bothered with a beer garden again hahah xx