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ChloeAlpert

  1. Can someone remind Kieron how to send emails, please? about 4 hours ago via web
  2. Put me out of my misery. about 5 hours ago via web
  3. Just going to throw it out there... didn't volunteer for a reason. about 8 hours ago via web
  4. So tired i can't speak. #sas 1:59 AM May 25th via web
  5. @CollinStraka The drugs, the fix me, man. And my DR. was named Jesus. He saved me. All in all a productive illness. 11:06 AM May 24th via web in reply to CollinStraka
  6. @CollinStraka Thank you comrade. All is well! 11:02 AM May 24th via web in reply to CollinStraka
  7. My internal organs feel like they've been pulverised. Haven't been out of bed in days. Too many tablets today. 3:35 PM May 21st via web
  8. Kidney. On fire. Downing pills like an addict. I think I'm useless at this point, drag me behind the shed and shoot me. Old Yeller style. 9:38 AM May 21st via web
  9. Mom-"Chloe, you're not listening very well right now, you need to li..." "Mom, I'm drunk right now. Give me, like, a 40% break here." "Ok" 6:58 PM May 16th via web
  10. #personal meltdown 2:16 PM May 13th via web
  11. @addsim True f****** story. 2:01 PM May 13th via web in reply to addsim
  12. CSS styles can just die. 9:36 AM Apr 19th via web
  13. SAS Scholarships for New Design Talent blogs.chelsea.arts.ac.uk/snapshot/2012/… via @ccwlondon 7:55 AM Apr 19th via Tweet Button
  14. Thank the airplane gods, 13 left, oversold by 9, leaving 4 seats, one person ahead in boarding priority, leaving me 3 seats. HOLD PLEASE. 1:04 PM Apr 17th via web
  15. Sitting in the lounge in charlotte, and I'm actually too scared to check the plane load to see if I'll actually get on this flight. #scared 1:01 PM Apr 17th via web
  16. I'm at Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) (Charlotte, NC) w/ 60 others 4sq.com/Jcgmgq 12:16 PM Apr 17th via foursquare
  17. I'm at Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) (Philadelphia, PA) w/ 53 others 4sq.com/HQdZ3G 8:14 AM Apr 17th via foursquare
  18. I'm at Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) (Philadelphia, PA) w/ 53 others 4sq.com/JyloRb 8:14 AM Apr 17th via foursquare
  19. I'm at University Park Airport (SCE) (State College, PA) 4sq.com/HZkh0v 6:42 AM Apr 17th via foursquare
  20. @allihoov boop 9:03 PM Apr 16th via web