chirky
Gawking. A co-worker is wearing a SARONG. AS A SKIRT. AT WORK. IN THE OFFICE. AS A SKIRT.
| Just realized that when I'm on the phone, I used my hands to describe what I'm talking about. Even though no one can see me. |
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| Tila Tequila's Second Shot at Love is just a trashy show. I don't understand why I enjoy watching it as much as I do. |
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| Eating my oatmeal with a knife. Because there were no spoons. Or forks. |
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| Just spent $250 on two trash cans. Am speechless. |
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| Just consumed about 1,000 calories of almonds. Gawd, those were good. But I'm feeling guilty. And like I shouldn't eat the rest of the day. |
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| I'm so tired that I just BLINKED and thought that the lights in our building flickered. |
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| Just spent FAR TOO LONG trying to draw a map in Photoshop before giving up and writing out the directions instead. Damn that paintbrush. |
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| Streaming online. What IS this Lollipop song? I think I actually lost brain cells listening to that (for 15 seconds, before I skipped it). |
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| Just heard a Danity Kane song on the radio. I had no idea they were even around anymore. I used to be OBSESSED with their season on MTB. |
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| Oops! I just commented on my work blog using my personal blog info. DAMN THAT AUTO-POPULATING FEATURE. I guess I just outted myself. |
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| I just don't think duct tape over my co-worker's mouth would be enough. Stitches, maybe? |
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| Annoyed that I left an apostrophe out of my last twitter. |
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| Wishing I could put duct tape over a co-workers mouth. |
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| Why do I always think of an excellent comeback after it's too late? |
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| Do you have a favorite hair dryer? I need to eliminate this frizz PRONTO! |
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| @eddeaux - I don't think men get camel toe. Do they? This is a dilemma. |
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| Insomnia's a bitch. |
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| @metalia - don't forget the glass beer bottle balanced on the door knob. (a la Conspiracy Theory) |
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| Eating Reese's Sticks. My new love. |
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