chipmcmann
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I've decided that TMZ is the BEST show on TV. @ (Do I win a prize now?)
1:29 PM Mar 24th
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@ Terry Reed was at President and Pratt this afternoon. First time I've seen him back there this year.
12:41 PM Mar 23rd
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Mythbusters: I just watched a pot boil.
3:27 PM Mar 20th
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Is Peyton Manning getting a little Brett Favre-ish?
6:10 AM Mar 19th
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My social life is now primarily Words With Friends. And just like before, I'm a consistent loser.
12:33 PM Mar 18th
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Must be Pledge Week on PBS. Nothing but self-help infomercials.
12:29 PM Mar 18th
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Rachel from cardholder services, I love you. Please call me ... at dinner time ... every few weeks.
4:17 AM Mar 18th
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Water Enhancer? Does it make it wetter?
3:39 AM Mar 18th
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One of my biggest fears is that one day, Google is going to blackmail me over the shit that I look up.
8:53 AM Feb 26th
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The thing I like best about babies is that they never make me look at photos of their babies.
9:03 AM Feb 26th
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@ Welcome to Twitter.
8:24 AM Feb 26th
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Kudos to @ for customer service resp. Had a clueless checkout clerk & sent feedback via website. Got emails from 2 real people!
1:47 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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Just did some "cleaning". Now there's a kind of medicinal smell in the air. Not pleasant at all.
11:02 AM Nov 21st, 2011
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In my opinion, this "cleaning" thing is highly overrated.
11:01 AM Nov 21st, 2011
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At least my marriage lasted more than 72 days. That counts for something. Right?
10:57 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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My smart phone needs an ED treatment so it can stay turned on longer.
7:36 AM Oct 30th, 2011
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Do I need to wash out the inside of the washing machine and dishwasher?
11:32 AM Oct 29th, 2011
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Good news: The ALL-DAY meeting now won't start until noon.
Bad news: The meeting now won't end until 7:00 pm.
8:01 AM Oct 10th, 2011
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That biach Facebook turned into someone I don't recognize anymore, so I came back to my first love ... Twitter.
8:51 AM Sep 28th, 2011
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The copiers are in sleep mode just like most of our employees.
8:07 AM Sep 28th, 2011
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- Name Chip McMann
- Location People's Republic of Maryland
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Most of my tweets are meant to be jokes. (Stars appreciated!) Occasionally I'll rant on other things.
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