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  1. @debihope Regarding a new avatar: http://twitter.com/chipmcmann/status/5683600991
  2. It's time to "Go Green", Ladies. Environmentally-friendly vibrators: http://ow.ly/NTvW
  3. I'm bored with this snow thing. All day long. Geez. Enough already. Time to move on to something else ... like summer.
  4. Remind me again what was so bad about Global Warming ...
  5. IF ONE MORE PERSON TWEETS THAT IT'S SNOWING, I'M GOING TO ..... go back to bed.
  6. My moto: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi ... (Latin: Always where under where).
  7. @BillPlaschke The 2 shows I try to catch every day are @AroundTheHorn and @PTIShow. (Mariotti is the only gasbag.)
  8. 100 Reasons Why Climate Change is Natural http://ow.ly/MDHM #GlobalWarming
  9. Why Women Are Unhappier Than They've Been in Years http://ow.ly/MjIW
  10. @bedheadblonde I KNOW I should have gone to medical school. (Best of luck.)
  11. @ImAVeronica Sorry. I was away. :)
  12. RT @ImAVeronica: Dear @JoeLaz: Your bot @BestAt is tacky and I hate it. Please RT.
  13. If I find the tweet funny or touching, I star it. ... But I will also star female nudity. (Ladies?)
  14. I just checked whose Twitter lists I'm on. The names of the lists are funnier than my tweets.
  15. RT @LastChanceMD: male beagle FOUND (parkville) http://bit.ly/5ltbEy
  16. RT @BRGRwagon: Downtown/Inner Harbor today! Market and Pratt St 10:30-3pm! Warm yourself up with an hot and juicy burger! http://bit.ly/ ...
  17. My life would be a whole lot better if I could see the effin SUN once in a while. Enough clouds and rain already!
  18. All these Formspring invites are like when people turn their backs to have a private conversation at a party. Not cool.
  19. @okcupid Her status was "single", but her profile talked about living with her "partner". Just strange. (Result of an icebreaker.)
  20. @PTIShow Do you still see Tiger Woods catching Jack Nicklaus?