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  1. This gingerbread house is the bane of my existence. FML.
  2. On the search for girls with milk carton father figures.
  3. Alcohol is totally my best friend. I don't care what anyone says.
  4. Can one believe the sincerity of a company's motto when it includes the word "honestly"? "we honestly care!". Discuss.
  5. I hope you die right now. Will you drink my chemical? And If you cry out loud, it'll only make me feel too good!
  6. Fuck you Gaston. Fuck you, your swirvy two lane roads and random wildlife camping in the middle of said roads.
  7. I'm in quite possibly the most understated microbrew pub ever. I don't know where the hell I am, but Rogue is here. Weird...
  8. Manhattans on the 30th floor in downtown Portland. I love the city!
  9. @OfficialThrice is it too late for the game of word with friends? My username is mclaughlin21.
  10. Two more design proofs sent off; and all before 3:30! 
  11. Wow. That really just happened...yeah; it did.
  12. @Amitysharp you are practically married. :p You just have a cool significant other that allows you to still come out and play.
  13. @officialthrice makes my life complete.
  14. More and more people I graduated high school with are getting married or procreating. WTF?
  15. Ugh. Totally bummed that I feel this I'll on my birthday. Hopefully I will feel better before Seattle!
  16. Relationships aren't meant to last. Eventually infatuation subsides and is replaced by boredom, masked by comfort. Not so glamarous.
  17. Honey, I'm home.
  18. @Amitysharp dumb. Super, fucking dumb.
  19. Marriage is stupid!! WTF is the point in marrying someone if you don't even trust them to hang out with an old friend of the opposite sex?!
  20. Honey, I'm going out of town with the boys for the weekend.