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  1. @QueenofSpain Try J. Jill. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to QueenofSpain
  2. @QueenofSpain I'm sorry. I know from experience how shitty this is. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to QueenofSpain
  3. @TerryBain I'M A WINNAH! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to TerryBain
  4. I know I'm supposed to be brave and cheery but I can't help wondering what the ever loving fuck I'm going to do without the use of my hands. about 8 hours ago via web
  5. @shanecyr George Thoroughlygood. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to shanecyr
  6. @hubbit Yes, please! I have fresh eggs. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to hubbit
  7. Use your can of whipped cream like a shake weight and get a bonus facial! about 10 hours ago via web
  8. @mayjah INORITE??!!?1 10:43 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to mayjah
  9. When you buy chunk light instead of albacore all you're eating is tuna butts and snouts. 9:28 AM Jun 2nd via web
  10. I honestly never thought I'd be living in the US and still have to worry so much about the safety of my damned food. 6:58 AM Jun 2nd via web
  11. So tumblr's on shuffle yet again. 9:30 AM Jun 1st via web
  12. Anyway, totally fucking a turkey. 8:58 AM Jun 1st via web
  13. Turkey faces are so obscene. 8:49 AM Jun 1st via web
  14. One of the benefits of getting older is becoming so much better at gauging when to STFU. I'm practically tactful! 8:36 AM Jun 1st via web
  15. @ohheygreat HI! HI LEAH! HI! 8:29 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to ohheygreat
  16. @jbwhelan It should be, but it is not. 8:27 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to jbwhelan
  17. Remember donuts? Sigh. 7:59 AM Jun 1st via web
  18. Kitty is a chicken slapper. 7:47 AM Jun 1st via web
  19. I accidentally all the poop. 5:24 AM May 31st via Echofon
  20. @davio1962 Lying is never the right thing to do. 5:18 AM May 31st via Echofon in reply to davio1962