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  1. Traded 15min listening to neighbor's conspiracy theories for 2 fresh trout. Likely worth it but think neighbor has man-crush on Will now.about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. If clean energy & Free Sticker Fridays are two of your favorite things, this is your lucky day. http://tinyurl.com/l3y2qs8:44 AM Jul 10th from web
  3. I can't be sure but I do believe the neighbor kid is singing "Jump" (yep, Van Halen) whilst mowing the lawn.6:20 PM Jul 7th from web
  4. Had a surprisingly excellent bday. Revelations: sister excels @ redneck games, Will dominates handbag selection, ice cream cupcakes exist.6:06 PM Jul 7th from web
  5. Inspired by TheWrestler,planning to walk into next meeting smacking my elbows& looking for a steel chair. Also considering crimping my hair9:46 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  6. Just passed the scene of an old crime involving a slurpee, a van & a dinosaur named Roxy. Having nothing to do was the best.12:01 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  7. Really applying myself this year and prepping for birthday with 2-a-days-- 2 cupcakes and 2 pieces of ice cream cake a day.9:48 AM Jul 4th from web
  8. Anyone ever wish they could barf on command,for sympathy or just a lil comic relief? I can't even burp though;think I have a long road ahead3:43 PM Jul 2nd from web
  9. More people should wear hiking boots w/white sox & shorts.B/c even when not feeling cute, hey, I'm not wearing that! & that makes me smile.11:18 AM Jul 2nd from web
  10. I could eat the steel guitar solo from B-Kweller's "Old Hat" for breakfast, lunch and dinner and still go back for dessert. STILL.4:00 PM Jul 1st from web
  11. Just me,summer, interstate & the radio- sometimes that's all it takes to be satisfied. A great meal waiting for me too? Jackpot! (thx luv)10:12 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
  12. The great unsolved mystery of Will's high school reunion: which girl's underwear ended up on the floor of the powder room?10:14 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  13. Twenty years later: dudes are still dudes, but with poorer air guitar skills. http://yfrog.com/58qsnj7:04 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  14. Try telling me that when you brush your teeth (those of you that do, on occasion) you don't end up wondering, "When did I eat *that*?"8:29 PM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
  15. If the stank is any indication, I just washed my windshield with cat urine, pickle juice and whiskey.8:45 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  16. Confused marimba/xylophone street performer sounds with those of an ice cream truck & now I'm way too disappointed to spare some change.11:52 AM Jun 24th from web
  17. Missouri, you drive a Focus. Even if you're drunk at 8 am & distracted by your wife-cousin, you can still make it between the parking lines.8:44 AM Jun 24th from web
  18. Trying to take that frown and turn it upside down but end up just looking like I need to be medicated. Or euthanized. It's a fine line.3:33 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
  19. Eating berries I GREW.Something about buying 1 berry plant @Lowe's &managing to not kill it makes me feel really close to my pioneer roots8:48 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific
  20. Chatted with someone at work I'd never talked to before-- after a year of being here. Turns out strangers aren't always danger.11:31 AM Jun 22nd from web