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  1. My family ate, opened gifts, and left with all of our leftover ham. Luckily neither of our cats were kicked on the way out the door. about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Coincidentally, I feel like less of an alcoholic when I pour tomato juice into my beer when drinking at 9AM. about 16 hours ago from web
  3. Thanks to my wife, I realized I wouldn't have to throw out this Pyramid beer if I turn it into red beer. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. Oh right. My wife's bat shit crazy friend about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  5. Who fucking calls someone before 7 AM on Christmas and isn't dying? about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Kitchen is completed. Ass busted. Not excited by the idea of shoveling in the morning. 9:13 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  7. @dougsdigs too much crap to screw. My drinking is suffering 8:14 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  8. Beer open, kitchen unboxed. Time to wreck this shit 6:16 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  9. Jello mold is in the fridge. It's the balls 3:23 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  10. Home from the Saucer just in time to miss the shit storm 2:40 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  11. @kcmeesha the fresco bean burrito is a vast improvement to the regular 11:13 AM Dec 24th from Echofon in reply to kcmeesha
  12. On my way to the Saucer for some holiday libation 10:49 AM Dec 24th from web
  13. @c_giffin Just drove around in the Northland. All roads still fine. 10:12 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to c_giffin
  14. The Sports Machine has broken down. #TheGeorgeMichaelNotIntoWiener 9:07 AM Dec 24th from web
  15. Merry Ron Prince-mas! http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/12/24/merry-ron-prince-mas-to-you/ 8:17 AM Dec 24th from web
  16. @dougsdigs I anticipate a 9PM start for me. 8:15 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to dougsdigs
  17. @dougsdigs I will definitely be logging all the action. My wife keeps reading me the assembly horror stories from online. 7:24 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to dougsdigs
  18. @kcmeesha At this point, she better hope we have a son next so she can relinquish lawn mowing duties at some point down the line. 6:56 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to kcmeesha
  19. @kcmeesha Next year, she should be able to open the garage door to go get me a beer. 6:53 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to kcmeesha
  20. @bullevard Can I keep talking about QT and Hotzi sandwiches? 6:50 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to bullevard