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  1. Planning on taking giving the wife some adult time from the kid this afternoon. Going to see Food Inc, but definitely eating first...
  2. @bullevard73 Must be something in the water, since we did too. Not sure how a 14 mo old stayed down for 14 hours.
  3. Watching Bisping get knocked the fuck out brought a tear to my eye. Watching his head get smashed on the ground equaled jizzed pants.
  4. Wife and daughter are both crabby as can be
  5. @TheDLC Your post almost convinced me to go to Fritz's, but I think I'm sticking with Werner's
  6. I shouldn't be this excited for an evening of grilling assorted sausages and watching men beat the crap out of each other
  7. honestly @KC_Royals, how many ex-Mariners does this team really need? At least he is replacing one of the many ex-Braves.
  8. Anyone ever heard of the Brew Top before? http://bit.ly/r1bDm
  9. UFC 100 at my house this weekend. We will be having our own cage fights for good seats on the cushioned chairs.
  10. @The_D_Rules Are they finally determining if your penis is just an enlarged clit?
  11. I think at this point, people just don't know how to un-green their avatar
  12. @jason_preu that HyVee is drastically overpriced
  13. My wife just mistook a fart echoing in the toilet for me actually saying something. Good times.
  14. @TheDLC I don't mind the pizza. I just would never eat it in the winter or get take out.
  15. @c_giffin Thanks for your concern. Just been busy with work and suppressing pain. I'm getting buried in that shirt.
  16. @c_giffin @TheDLC Stonewall Inn sucks balls. Blandest food in the city. The pizza shack is good for sitting outside in the summer though.
  17. @yourdp It flies up pretty fast if you do it while drinking. I think I blew a .24 the first time I used one.
  18. @yourdp Did you read the instructions? You generally have to wait 20 minutes without drinking/eating for it to give an accurate reading
  19. Hopefully this new med works. I wouldn't want the stomach bleeding to be for nothing.
  20. After a week, I am hopefully within minutes of some gout relief.