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Planning on taking giving the wife some adult time from the kid this afternoon. Going to see Food Inc, but definitely eating first...about 3 hours ago from web
@bullevard73 Must be something in the water, since we did too. Not sure how a 14 mo old stayed down for 14 hours.about 3 hours ago from web in reply to bullevard73
Watching Bisping get knocked the fuck out brought a tear to my eye. Watching his head get smashed on the ground equaled jizzed pants.about 13 hours ago from web
Wife and daughter are both crabby as can beabout 23 hours ago from web
@TheDLC Your post almost convinced me to go to Fritz's, but I think I'm sticking with Werner's9:29 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to TheDLC
I shouldn't be this excited for an evening of grilling assorted sausages and watching men beat the crap out of each other9:24 AM Jul 11th from web
honestly @KC_Royals, how many ex-Mariners does this team really need? At least he is replacing one of the many ex-Braves.12:25 PM Jul 10th from web
Anyone ever heard of the Brew Top before? http://bit.ly/r1bDm11:29 AM Jul 10th from web
UFC 100 at my house this weekend. We will be having our own cage fights for good seats on the cushioned chairs.5:58 AM Jul 10th from web
@The_D_Rules Are they finally determining if your penis is just an enlarged clit?12:41 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to The_D_Rules
I think at this point, people just don't know how to un-green their avatar6:38 AM Jul 9th from web
@jason_preu that HyVee is drastically overpriced6:36 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to jason_preu
My wife just mistook a fart echoing in the toilet for me actually saying something. Good times.7:29 PM Jul 8th from web
@TheDLC I don't mind the pizza. I just would never eat it in the winter or get take out.7:20 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to TheDLC
@c_giffin Thanks for your concern. Just been busy with work and suppressing pain. I'm getting buried in that shirt.6:50 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to c_giffin
@c_giffin @TheDLC Stonewall Inn sucks balls. Blandest food in the city. The pizza shack is good for sitting outside in the summer though.6:45 PM Jul 8th from web
@yourdp It flies up pretty fast if you do it while drinking. I think I blew a .24 the first time I used one.6:33 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to yourdp
@yourdp Did you read the instructions? You generally have to wait 20 minutes without drinking/eating for it to give an accurate reading6:25 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to yourdp
Hopefully this new med works. I wouldn't want the stomach bleeding to be for nothing.5:28 PM Jul 6th from web
After a week, I am hopefully within minutes of some gout relief.3:26 PM Jul 6th from txt