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  1. My family ate, opened gifts, and left with all of our leftover ham. Luckily neither of our cats were kicked on the way out the door.
  2. Coincidentally, I feel like less of an alcoholic when I pour tomato juice into my beer when drinking at 9AM.
  3. Thanks to my wife, I realized I wouldn't have to throw out this Pyramid beer if I turn it into red beer.
  4. Oh right. My wife's bat shit crazy friend
  5. Who fucking calls someone before 7 AM on Christmas and isn't dying?
  6. Kitchen is completed. Ass busted. Not excited by the idea of shoveling in the morning.
  7. @dougsdigs too much crap to screw. My drinking is suffering
  8. Beer open, kitchen unboxed. Time to wreck this shit
  9. Jello mold is in the fridge. It's the balls
  10. Home from the Saucer just in time to miss the shit storm
  11. @kcmeesha the fresco bean burrito is a vast improvement to the regular
  12. On my way to the Saucer for some holiday libation
  13. @c_giffin Just drove around in the Northland. All roads still fine.
  14. The Sports Machine has broken down. #TheGeorgeMichaelNotIntoWiener
  15. Merry Ron Prince-mas! http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/12/24/merry-ron-prince-mas-to-you/
  16. @dougsdigs I anticipate a 9PM start for me.
  17. @dougsdigs I will definitely be logging all the action. My wife keeps reading me the assembly horror stories from online.
  18. @kcmeesha At this point, she better hope we have a son next so she can relinquish lawn mowing duties at some point down the line.
  19. @kcmeesha Next year, she should be able to open the garage door to go get me a beer.
  20. @bullevard Can I keep talking about QT and Hotzi sandwiches?