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chimpdonk

  1. "in Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks" - Bo Diddley
  2. FYI I am putting this account into cryogenic stasis for the moment - tweeting mostly as @crispin_read instead...
  3. SO - who would like to come and see Base Drum of Death on Monday at the old blue last? youtu.be/1-sT-fUnxiI
  4. @teamfran GO GIRL ...and and and get some crushed hula hoops in there and mix it all up
  5. this from someone's twitter profile: "I'm a writer ,political activist ,fighter ,salesman ,and a patriot." [sic]
  6. @mistermattox bring the bloooooood -think @ericareads has pints left over from Hallowe'en ~ EEEErica - want to come and play dead in camden?
  7. @mistermattox Are you going to the 'DIE IN' protest outside addison lee's in Camden laters? Me and Ali are
  8. @meepimaud you could rewrite it as 'braille'
  9. This is my cousin's Gallery > on.fb.me/It35PE you should click it and see his paintings, they are pretty amazin
  10. (hoots) Just had someone chirpsing me up on linkedin who's job title is 'Internet Specialist'
  11. @meepimaud @nu_rave_is hmmm I read page one - I am filing that under bad observational comedy rather than valid social commentary
  12. purchase of the year - got to be solid GOLD > RT @truphtooph: Just bought... bit.ly/GQhUOP
  13. I have to go to a musical (deal with Mrs. Donk ) :| can anyone recommend a musical for someone tough like me?
  14. Do you know about The Rules? My favourite rule of The Rules is rule 12 > bit.ly/GBxQUc #cycling
  15. @Izzymant :o third tweet this month (24pt exclamation mark) ~how significant is this? are going to stop lurking or is it just a March thing?
  16. so here is the tweet commentary I did when I was watching 1996 action smasher 'The Rock' bit.ly/weNnv3
  17. @wickerwoo MADMIMS is back v soon :o