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  1. Hollo road, I will be on you to my home. Home, see you in 45. Traffic, git. out. of. my. way.
  2. @natasha - You speak the TRUTH!
  3. "It just slightly turns my butterflies a little bit." -Quote from the man running my Powerpoint tutorial. "Yeah it does!" - my response.
  4. RT @molls: Put that moisturizer in the straw thing #1stdraftmovielines (Pretty genius!)
  5. @thisismason - WTF are you talking about? Who did you kill/rob/kidnap this time?
  6. @halfdogjury - Did you know about this? http://bit.ly/Tbil9
  7. @halfdogjury - So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
  8. Getting paid to learn to become a Powerpoint MASTER! Odd thing to brag about.
  9. This, this is my nickle, my coin, and I'm taking it back. I'm taking all my change back... and buying a snickers bar." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. @samantham - That place could often be like living in a Nick Cave song.
  11. Friend, have you seen my 1970's Dodge Dart by any chance? #1stdraftmovielines
  12. Who likes Nick Cave? Anyone? Nick. Nick Cave? http://bit.ly/yqyra
  13. "Dude, you're already dead. That new kid on the block shot you." #1stdraftmovielines
  14. @rainnwilson - Lean against the ropes, block your body and tire him out!
  15. Dress like VENKMAN http://bit.ly/1ok5E0
  16. RT @WhatHappenedWas ONE WAY OUT tonight on the Discovery Channel. 4 new episodes! Check it out! @jonathanescapes #awesomeshowsmyfriendsarein
  17. Uh... is that Tamarin monkey telling you to f'off?! http://bit.ly/WpLv
  18. @ZombieFilmFest - Is the film festival open to everyone or only Canadians?
  19. I had NOTHING to do with this, I swear! http://bit.ly/nCku6
  20. Anyone like zombies... and short films? http://zombieshortfilmfesti... #zombietalk