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  1. Also, I plan on going to a poker game run by my fish friends, in honor of Bass Deal Day.
  2. Today, I drew a large lamprey on my living room wall, in celebration of Vast Eel Day.
  3. is planning on getting arrested for theft tonight, in celebration of Bad Steal Day.
  4. I'LL TAKE JOAN COLLINS TO BLOCK
  5. EMPLOYEES MUST EAT AN ENTIRE STICK OF BUTTER BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
  6. Knock Knock. (Who's there?) Upside-down hot dog. (Upside-down hot d--) MOOOOO.
  7. RT @paulapoundstone If anybody loves me tell me now, before I'm dead. I don't care how much you cry at my funer-vent. [Word.]
  8. Men & mice notwithstanding, I'm just glad my plans are getting laid at all.
  9. Did I mention how happy I am that that greasy shitball Cristiano Ronaldo isn't in a league I follow anymore? Well, now I have.
  10. What a great day to not be able to watch the teevee. I'm not a fan of mass self-flagellation. I got MJ's records, I'm good.
  11. RT @vidiot_ @elliottdotorg United breaks guitar, gets its own music video http://bit.ly/gUKDA [Awesome. You go, guys.]
  12. RT @harryallen The music business is, essentially, an interface between children and sharks. [Tx @jsmooth995 for tipping me to this guy]
  13. @burgerjointNYC I'm too far away to take advantage of that! Dammit!
  14. @staceybrook Why would you do that, especially now? It's going to be the bestest Year of Poutine this city has ever seen! Deny thyself not!
  15. Honestly, I don't know if I could possibly care less about the concerns the City of LA has about scalpers at MJ's memorial. Sorry.
  16. @smartgrrrl AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SPREADSHEET & CLEANIN PARTY, etc etc
  17. @smartgrrrl Am I too late for the spreadsheet party?
  18. @vidiot_ I like that idea. Kind of a flight simulator, except with various city road layouts. And also, of course, some crime.
  19. @O_C I have 4 VHS tapes. two are my old band, which I've never watched. One is Young Frankenstein, the other is this: http://bit.ly/4xGTe
  20. @contessabrewer For no information, you're sure giving a decent amount of play-by-play. Have you considered going into sports?