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The airport food court smells like piss.1:54 PM Jul 1st from Twittelator
I think I have some sort of driving phobia.8:26 PM Jun 30th from Twittelator
Kitty has a UTI can't get him to the vet til Wed! I pray he lives til then for our girl's sake.8:13 PM Jun 27th from Twittelator
@_Chickie your niece is so excited about watching fireworks from the pool!9:26 PM Jun 25th from Twittelator
@_Chickie ya, the first toll booth undercharged and the second didn't charge at all. Not yet anyway.9:22 PM Jun 25th from Twittelator
I guess a pikepass violation isn't the worst thing to happen in a marriage.9:04 PM Jun 25th from Twittelator
I checked our pikepass account online and expect to be getting a letter soon.9:00 PM Jun 25th from Twittelator
If you just hold the pikepass to the window it can result in incorrect charges or violations. Honey never listens to me!8:58 PM Jun 25th from Twittelator
I got lake water stuck in my ear. Amoebas are going to attack my brain!3:44 PM Jun 21st from Twittelator
@ShoverRobot What's not to like about brussel sprouts?7:00 PM Jun 19th from Twittelator
Yay! Honey went to get me some chocolate ice cream! I think I'll have more pancit while he's gone.6:19 PM Jun 19th from Twittelator
No more fresh cherries or ice cream. I guess the early bird catches the worm.5:33 PM Jun 19th from Twittelator
@_Chickie Maybe I didn't like it because it came in a box from Sam's Club.5:30 PM Jun 19th from Twittelator
@_Chickie Quiche? You must be drinking.5:29 PM Jun 19th from Twittelator
I think I'm sweating out the beer faster than I can drink it.12:01 PM Jun 17th from Twittelator
Our girl lost a tooth. She is so proud and so am I! She was fearless. No bribes or crying this time.9:55 PM Jun 13th from Twittelator
@yadoneitnow Pennsylvania! Bring us something Amish.7:02 PM Jun 11th from Twittelator
Psycho Kitty hisses, growls, and bangs his head on the window when he sees another cat outside.10:23 AM Jun 10th from Twittelator
I need to get Honey to do something productive tomorrow.7:59 PM Jun 9th from Twittelator
@_Chickie I don't care how good he makes them taste. They're too close to the asshole.7:17 PM Jun 6th from Twittelator