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  1. me - 3, wife-asaurus - 0. (and it ain't even noon ...)
  2. today's challenge: who changes more diapers. the score as of now? me - 1, wife-asaurus - 0. stay tuned.
  3. @sonya_unrein i'm reading it now.
  4. this is taking longer than i thought. there's WAY more grape nuts in a grape nuts box.
  5. This morning's task: counting the grape nuts in a new box of grape nuts.
  6. the truest sentence in the english language: "breast milk is a laxative."
  7. Hey. What've I missed in the world. What's new, what's goin on. "tell me something I don't know."
  8. 21 inches
  9. Boy squirrel and would you look at the BALLS on the lil stud!
  10. 7 pounds 14 oz of baby
  11. Done!
  12. Push push push push push
  13. Anyhoo ...
  14. Hot nurses too
  15. Ten centimeters!!!!!
  16. hospital now.
  17. well. now i know the bed ain't big enough for the two of us.
  18. Shh, quiet with that racket. i'mwatching arrested development.
  19. well, i've never seen one of THOSE before.
  20. eh. then the midwife said hang tight. so ... better hang TIGHT.