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CHGardiner

@KevanMander Now buy him some toy glasses to crush! 1:30 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to KevanMander
@PrairieCityPost Just saw your tweet - thanks! I loved writing the storylets that put different factions in conflict. 3:25 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to PrairieCityPost
Helped create a human being, then crushed @KevanMander at Ascension. Feeling pretty cool right now. 3:37 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
Hey, there's a tiny human in here. 3:22 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
#shitmywifesaysondiamorphine "I'm taking drugs all the time from now on." 3:08 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
@xemu Thank you. We are NEVER doing that again. 3:07 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to xemu
#shitmywifesaysondiamorphine "Is yours a wardrobe? Your long, tall thing. That you keep your clothes in." 3:05 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
Facts and Figures: Beth Evlyn Gardiner born 9.47 May 2nd. 6lb 6oz. 41 hours of labour. Entirely beautiful. 3:04 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
Had various comedy childbirth-tweets prepared, but labour is such a clusterfuck of bullshit they aren't appropriate. 9:42 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPad
Looks like this baby thing's happening. 3:18 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPad
@JK1440 Baby hanging out in level 2 of uterus, farming gold before tackling boss. 1:56 AM Apr 30th via web in reply to JK1440
Shrine only reachable by a series of difficult leaps. In Ultima, the faithful are honest as angels, brave as Hercules, and jump like Sonic. 1:52 AM Apr 30th via web
Cleared the first level of #ultimaunderworld! Glorious victory! The last thing I found was the shrine that let me level up, of course. 1:51 AM Apr 30th via web
@Carabrains (1) 20 minutes, (2) couldn't hurt, (3) because I've run out of things to put boiled water in. 2:50 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to Carabrains
Might be having a baby. It's surprisingly difficult to be sure. 2:39 AM Apr 27th via web
@ChrisAvellone No, wait - not available in the UK. Gigantic melancholy. 10:17 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to ChrisAvellone
@ChrisAvellone Holy cow. That's a lot of awesome for $2. Gigantic mirth time! 10:15 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to ChrisAvellone
I love this game. 10:12 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad
Ultimate Underworld: Found sword! Found shield! Found goblin! Hit goblin! Sword broke. Goblin hit me! Shield broke. Goblin hit me. I broke. 10:12 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad
Hey, @Burning_Luke, Mouse Guard RPG in Penny Arcade: penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/04/…. I have been tempted to do that exact thing in my game. :) 7:01 AM Apr 20th via web