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chezpazienza

  1. A little validation for the unfairly maligned Southern Hospitality in NYC. Cool. #Chopped about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Josh mentions rock n roll because he's a fucking douche. DRINK! #Star 6:38 PM May 27th via web
  3. Jesus, is Alton coming off a coke binge from the night before? #Star 6:22 PM May 27th via web
  4. Why the fuck am I still writing about this after four years? deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/re-bir… 9:39 AM May 24th via web
  5. The choice for the GOP is clear and unavoidable: evolve or die. And we know how the right feels about evolution. deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/minori… 9:41 AM May 22nd via web
  6. The healthy debate between @bobcesca_go and me over the subject of race and the media continues. deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/racial… 9:08 AM May 18th via web
  7. @embeedub @andohehir It doesn't even need to be homoerotic, actually. I'm a big fan of boo-ya-all-over-asses porn. 8:34 AM May 17th via web in reply to embeedub
  8. "Boo-ya all over their asses": the most hilarious homoerotic metaphor to ever appear in Salon. salon.com/2012/05/17/bat… @andohehir @embeedub 8:25 AM May 17th via web
  9. @embeedub Ti adoro. ; ) 11:16 AM May 16th via web in reply to embeedub
  10. @embeedub Gratzie. : ) 11:08 AM May 16th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to embeedub
  11. The right-wing freak-out you could've seen coming from a mile, or at least a week, away. deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/straig… 10:55 AM May 16th via web
  12. Yeah, I'll probably catch a fair amount of crap for this, but... deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/when-r… 8:15 AM May 9th via web
  13. This one hurts -- and hurts badly. deusexmalcontent.com/2012/05/i-can-… #RIPMCA 10:15 AM May 4th via web
  14. @embeedub I can only imagine. And DAMN about MCA. Just -- argh. 10:13 AM May 4th via web in reply to embeedub
  15. @embeedub I like it when a woman is a plurality of slut, however. 9:57 AM May 4th via web in reply to embeedub
  16. @embeedub Yeah, there's that too. 9:55 AM May 4th via web in reply to embeedub
  17. @embeedub Now see -- you can't say that kind of thing to me. 9:53 AM May 4th via web in reply to embeedub
  18. @embeedub I don't know, the phrase "a German nymphomaniac" is the stuff of my nightmares. 8:58 AM May 4th via web