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  1. Gotta get paid. Gotta get paid!
  2. @P5ych Vomit into a microphone and check it out!
  3. I'm takin' it to the COOL ZONE
  4. @TakaComics Well, you've got me lookin'! And that's as good as the whole WORLD!
  5. @PerryA No, no. You wear the thong. I don't care where you let your bananas ripen. Sheesh. This ain't Emeril Live, son.
  6. @perezhilton I say she should date me next! Because synergy.
  7. @yayasheshe Yeah, but with the money I save, sometimes I triple-thong it! It has all the benefits of wearing one thong... EXCEPT THREE!
  8. @tovias This is your day! Scoop up all the thongs, bro, and start slingin' it like Lunch Lady Spider-Man
  9. That's pretty much it. Own a thong. It really lets you show a LOT more than standard undergarments! Really, really does.
  10. First -- do you own a thong? If not, you RUN to Target RIGHT NOW, mister.
  11. Great to have new followers! Get ready for ALL the secrets of making a hit webcomic, from me -- the GREATEST SECRET HIT!
  12. A shrink ray: make stuff you need to be smaller, SMALLER! Great invention by me!
  13. A wicker basket with a locking door, like a safe! Homey AND secure. What's inside? UP TO YOU!
  14. Pizza cube: a 3D wireframe lattice made of pizza crust, filled with the best meats and cheese! CUBE ONE TODAY! Totally CUBE YOUR THIRST!
  15. Guys -- a condom with pockets. Because it's like, extra storage: why not??
  16. Guys, seriously -- a chef's hat with a magnifying glass built in. You could make the tiniest foods!
  17. @TheRealChex At the buzzer.
  18. @TheRealChex Well, we'll see about that when I... tip... your face into a... platter. That's really hot. So it burned you.
  19. @TheRealChex Your grabs is off-bounds, while I'm taking it to the hole for a grand slam!
  20. @CoffeeJedi I already did that with Heathrow and Smacky. I learned that friggin' lesson.