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chewglass

  1. I hate missing calls and finding out they were from places i applied for jobs #joblesslife
  2. 😨😰😱😭😭😭😲
  3. Got a bag of M&Ms to munch on from my research and behavioural lab '^ิ ౪ ^ิ)ノ
  4. If you care about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner.
  5. "Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity." - Robert A. Heinlein
  6. @thosewords I have a mosquito bite *~*
  7. I really enjoy it when my ice cream reaches the bottom of the cone
  8. wow if i can slice people in half i would do so to this ~group member~ of mine
  9. The only time i organize my iTunes is when im supposed to be writing essays -_-
  10. @thosewords i instantly think of the airpuff thing that dentists use for teeth...im scared to get my eyes checked, they prob deteriorated :(
  11. @thosewords LOL why is there a machine puffing air into your air
  12. Gay penguin couple finally given their own egg after trying to reproduce for the past 6 years... awww :') todayonline.com/World/EDC12052…
  13. UGH IF AUTOCORRECT CHANGES MY "SO"S TO "DO"S ONE MORE TIME (llʘิДʘิll) #die #stupid #autocorrect
  14. A squirrel fell into our garbage can and drowned O_O #stopdying
  15. heart attack