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chetoftheundead

@Tulawallbanger LOL! 2:10 AM Apr 8th via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Mid-GEEET!! :P 10:05 PM Apr 7th via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Wait a sec, what are you trying to say there, huh Pixie, huh huh? :P 4:45 PM Apr 7th via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Ah yes, I do! 3:05 PM Apr 7th via HootSuite
@JimmyDvious Better you than me, Sunshiner! 12:03 PM Apr 7th via HootSuite
@sophiedeluxe Yeah, I'm not sure what a BJ has to do with anything either, I was talking about Beetlejuice!! ;) 8:00 PM Apr 6th via HootSuite
Check it out folks, a new movie review!! A classic favorite...Beetlejuice! tinyurl.com/7zao4qy Oh yeah, and have a Happy Easter! 4:45 PM Apr 6th via HootSuite
@sophiedeluxe Noooope, just yours! *SCORE!* ;) 1:35 AM Apr 3rd via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Yep, it brings back a lot of memories, doesn't it? 1:25 AM Apr 3rd via HootSuite
Redneck Belly Laughs from the Net over at #TheUnlife "Be Careful When You Take Polaroids!" Funny stuff! tinyurl.com/crku3kq 3:10 PM Apr 2nd via HootSuite
@sophiedeluxe I'd DEFINITELY love to see that....and so would any dude who knows your bra-cup size....oh MYYYY! :P 2:05 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger THAT'S because "Little Mamma" (wtf? ;) ) appreciates sheer genius. You're so very welcome pixiecat! :P 10:00 PM Oct 26th, 2011 via HootSuite
In a pinch picking out your #HalloweenCostume ? Check out my "5 Halloween Costumes That Need A Makeover" tinyurl.com/yefgrqe 6:05 PM Oct 26th, 2011 via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Umm...Profanity maybe?? ;) 12:05 AM Oct 26th, 2011 via HootSuite
@sophiedeluxe I KNOW you naughty trollip, I was there! :P LOL 9:55 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via HootSuite
Need a laugh? Hell, who doesn't? A classic clip on "Birthdays and Bathrobes" from epically awesome comedian extraordinaire #JimGaffigan... 6:05 PM Oct 25th, 2011 via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger Hook me up?? Why Suuuuure...with INSANITY lol ;) 5:40 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via HootSuite
Check out my blog and the utter, hoverboard-esque coolness of #QuantumLevitation yeah yeah, I know, geeky in the extreme, but it's cool! :) 3:35 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via HootSuite
@Tulawallbanger ANND where the best spots in the woods were to take a good long crap, right? ;) 11:50 PM Oct 12th, 2011 via HootSuite
Killing Zombies was as just a big concern in the Middle Ages as it is today, scientist has "proof" tinyurl.com/yefgrqe 6:10 PM Oct 12th, 2011 via HootSuite