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  1. The girl next to me is cheating at the People Magazine crossword puzzle. 3:32 PM Nov 25th from txt
  2. @gingersnapped OH, YEAH. They can be terrible! As a rule, one should not eat eggs on public transportation. 3:15 PM Nov 25th from txt
  3. @rapunzle Not nearly as awkward because they're cut in half and the yolk isn't a solid ball. That changes the egg game. 2:40 PM Nov 25th from txt
  4. One of the most awkward things I can imagine is watching someone eat a hard-boiled egg. 2:32 PM Nov 25th from txt
  5. @akugumo No birds from the future dropping baugettes into your black hole machine? 12:44 PM Nov 25th from txt
  6. 'English is only something special when it comes to economics. Ours is the language of doing (and writing about) business.' 9:24 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. 'But, Jeff, do you see the cosmic connection? The scientist heard the birth of the universe and thought it was bird shit.' 8:10 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. We're running out of doomsdays. 8:01 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @PartyPooped Had a stroke of brilliance - ASCII handjob: 8=mm=D 7:13 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. @partypooped I've always used @<===8 (not to scale) 4:59 PM Nov 24th from txt
  11. You DO NOT want to look at this: RT @PartyPooped omg do NOT look at this photo http://www.flickr.com/photo... 11:53 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. This Missed Connection is beautiful: http://bit.ly/6vzfW5 11:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. This is one of the worst Missed Connections I've ever read: http://bit.ly/08GNyYZ 11:48 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. We're just a bunch of white kids talking about hip-hip. 9:29 PM Nov 20th from txt
  15. Maybe I'll get drunk and tweet embarassing things. 2:46 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. Crocodiles are the new dinosaurs: RT @weirdnews New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles http://is.gd/4Z8mv 7:48 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. @professor_zoom For real. I like to imagine he buys the meteorites thinking they'll give him powers. 11:27 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to professor_zoom
  18. 'Over the years [Nick] Cage bought Bahamian islands, more than a dozen houses, scores of exotic sports cars...dinosaur skulls, meteorites.' 10:51 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. @rapunzle But I haven't tweeted in a while. 3:40 PM Nov 18th from txt
  20. RT @t206honuswagner Wondering if I tweet too much?! 2:29 PM Nov 18th from web