Profile_bird

Hey there! chester is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving chester's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

chester

  1. Painting your nails on BART: most consider it obnoxious. I do too, but it also strikes me as imprudent.
  2. Stanford students should go occupy the 2nd floor of Hoover Tower to protest how much their football team sucks.
  3. Loving second calls that are mea culpas for preceding calls full of unwarranted indignation and angry demands.
  4. Two homie skaters comparing weights and all affectionate and affirming with each other...high as fuck...in line at Del Taco.
  5. OH Part 1: "So dude was on Safari and..." OH Part 2: "...then he totally switches to VMWare."
  6. OH: "We're old Twitter friends." Definitely oxymoronic and possibly an example of a particular type of conflation.
  7. Sixpigeon's bike got stolen. Far worthier of national media obsession than some kid [not] in a balloon: http://bit.ly/1RwaRL
  8. Shut up. I am not interested in the minutiae of my own life, much less yours.
  9. Maybe this is inappropriate but, re: the L. King interview of C. Prejean, my first thought was "MAN, she's high maintenance."
  10. I don't so much mind repeating things for customers who happen to be high, but I do draw the line at them debating me, while high.
  11. Sometimes I feel like Scalia must have a little plaque on his desk with the guiding motto: "What Would An Asshole Do?"
  12. 製品情報 / GXR | Ricoh Japan http://ff.im/bjDoR
  13. Trivia team feels responsible for @brokenrecordsf closing kitchen on Mondays (til further notice). We've skipped the last couple weeks.
  14. @echeng That thing is mad. But if they come out with a fast 50mm equiv married to an APS-C, I'd consider it. Also waiting for AF opinions.
  15. I salute you, Mr. "Blasting, Pat Benatar's 'Love Is A Battlefield' From Your Camaro." No one can tell you you're wrong.
  16. As a show of solidarity, I am officially boycotting LL Bean and lobster.
  17. OH: "That's fucked up, how you always..." No, what's fucked up is drama over the phone...in public...restroom...while taking a shit.
  18. Sometimes the most ad hoc birthdays are the best. Thank you, friends.
  19. It's like a Battle Royale tourney in the Metreon Food Court, with Buckhorn and that mediocre Mexican place being the last ones standing.
  20. I am always impressed by the fact that coin mechanisms in newspaper vending machines actually work. It's magic, as far as I know.