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CherylKerl

  1. An Englishman an Irishman an a Scotsman didden dee owt thar in any wey reenforced lazee racial stereotypes #inoffensivejokes
  2. Gorra admiah Jawge Ozbawn's integritee. Leik the wey eez nut prepawed tuh be sweyed jus faw vurtz once eez made up iz meind on sumthin.
  3. "This teim Ah wuz PM an Ah lost. An the previous teim Ah lost az well." Erm...leik bei bei Adam pet. # bbcapprentice
  4. Lawd Sugaz ganna threr a reet wobblee ovah this. Ah think Modern Gentleman's knackahd leik. Thiv jus invented a bawba shop #bbcapprentice
  5. The two blurks struggil to be the Alpha Male is tuh the detriment of thor teemz effectivness in the task. #bbcapprentice
  6. Reet heeah we gan again. *Dum tee-dum tee-dum tee-dum, tee-dum tee-dum tee dum-dum!* Yerz cannat beat it man. #bbcapprentice
  7. Ah expect merst ordinree viewaz rellee relates tuh couples on Escape to the Country wur typical budgets uv jus haff a millyin poond.
  8. *Supahcallafragilisticexpeealideurcious, yerz'll aallweys soond preceurcious...* Aw, Ah luv a birruv Disnee me man pet. Mint!
  9. Leik wei cannat these gadgies on #greatbritishmenu jus cook stottie cakes man? Aall this fancee stuff's tha Heston's fault.
  10. Thort uv referrin meiself tuh Watchdog ovah expenses Ah claimed faw #thevoice on Satadee buh bottiled oot coz Ann Ronbinson terrafeiz uz.
  11. Jus a thort man pet buh mebbes itz wor aloof an overtly anti-european attitude tha sees uz bein snubbed yet again #eurovision
  12. Cannat help feel thar essentailee politikil allegiences aw makin sumthin uv a mockaree uv the entiah veurtin process #eurovision
  13. *Humpadinka winka-winka - Humpadinka winka-woo* Tha's wha we shudda ganned wur neet. Cuddna gan rurng wur tha pet #eurovision
  14. Aw naa man! Ah spent thoozans a poond in therapee gerrin Jedwahd oota mei heid aftah #xfactor Buh noo this! FFS! #Eurovision
  15. Weiz thor nee gadgie wur a stripee top and a string uv onyinz roon iz neck singin faw France on #eurovision #suspicious
  16. Nut bein teight aw owt bur Ah'm wurrieed aboot the swimwaw pics if the Russian Granneez getz asked tuh dee a 2013 Calendah man #Eurovision
  17. Hei, wuz Stockhhoozen an Albanian an tha? Taalk aboot modulation pet! #eurovision
  18. Hei! Torns oot Englebert Humperdinck's the name of wor act! Ah thort it hadda be the lyriks of wor song leik man! #Eurovision
  19. Herp yerz aall leiked mei new choon on #thevoice Itz lovalee tuh be back an tha. Aaff noo faw a quick kebab befaw #eurovision
  20. WAGs comin roond the neet faw a bawbie - so odadh extra lettis an 3 crates uv Perrier Wattah. Ah'll cut doon again the morra.