CherylKerl
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An Englishman an Irishman an a Scotsman didden dee owt thar in any wey reenforced lazee racial stereotypes
about 7 hours ago
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Gorra admiah Jawge Ozbawn's integritee. Leik the wey eez nut prepawed tuh be sweyed jus faw vurtz once eez made up iz meind on sumthin.
about 8 hours ago
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"This teim Ah wuz PM an Ah lost. An the previous teim Ah lost az well." Erm...leik bei bei Adam pet. # bbcapprentice
1:47 PM May 30th
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Lawd Sugaz ganna threr a reet wobblee ovah this. Ah think Modern Gentleman's knackahd leik. Thiv jus invented a bawba shop
1:35 PM May 30th
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The two blurks struggil to be the Alpha Male is tuh the detriment of thor teemz effectivness in the task.
1:23 PM May 30th
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Reet heeah we gan again. *Dum tee-dum tee-dum tee-dum, tee-dum tee-dum tee dum-dum!* Yerz cannat beat it man.
1:04 PM May 30th
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Ah expect merst ordinree viewaz rellee relates tuh couples on Escape to the Country wur typical budgets uv jus haff a millyin poond.
7:00 AM May 30th
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*Supahcallafragilisticexpeealideurcious, yerz'll aallweys soond preceurcious...* Aw, Ah luv a birruv Disnee me man pet. Mint!
1:22 PM May 29th
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Leik wei cannat these gadgies on jus cook stottie cakes man? Aall this fancee stuff's tha Heston's fault.
11:49 AM May 29th
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Thort uv referrin meiself tuh Watchdog ovah expenses Ah claimed faw on Satadee buh bottiled oot coz Ann Ronbinson terrafeiz uz.
10:31 AM May 28th
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Jus a thort man pet buh mebbes itz wor aloof an overtly anti-european attitude tha sees uz bein snubbed yet again
4:18 PM May 26th
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Cannat help feel thar essentailee politikil allegiences aw makin sumthin uv a mockaree uv the entiah veurtin process
2:36 PM May 26th
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*Humpadinka winka-winka - Humpadinka winka-woo* Tha's wha we shudda ganned wur neet. Cuddna gan rurng wur tha pet
2:14 PM May 26th
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Aw naa man! Ah spent thoozans a poond in therapee gerrin Jedwahd oota mei heid aftah Buh noo this! FFS!
1:44 PM May 26th
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Weiz thor nee gadgie wur a stripee top and a string uv onyinz roon iz neck singin faw France on
12:47 PM May 26th
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Nut bein teight aw owt bur Ah'm wurrieed aboot the swimwaw pics if the Russian Granneez getz asked tuh dee a 2013 Calendah man
12:33 PM May 26th
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Hei, wuz Stockhhoozen an Albanian an tha? Taalk aboot modulation pet!
12:23 PM May 26th
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Hei! Torns oot Englebert Humperdinck's the name of wor act! Ah thort it hadda be the lyriks of wor song leik man!
12:16 PM May 26th
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Herp yerz aall leiked mei new choon on Itz lovalee tuh be back an tha. Aaff noo faw a quick kebab befaw
11:48 AM May 26th
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WAGs comin roond the neet faw a bawbie - so odadh extra lettis an 3 crates uv Perrier Wattah. Ah'll cut doon again the morra.
11:01 AM May 25th
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- Name Cheryl Kerl
- Location Celebritee Central
- Web http://amzn.to/91...
- Bio Reet, this izzen Cheryl Cole pet. Ah'm a one a thim parroty things - yerz kna - Hooz a pretty boy then? Oh aye, an yerz meight leik mei book, check the link.
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