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  1. Sister's rehearsal dinner tonight. As if I need any practice here...4:39 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
  2. @jameslombardi just a reminder: blackjack is not like ghostbusters- where bustin' makes you feel good. Enjoy Vegas!2:52 PM Jul 9th from TwitterFon
  3. At LAX- hoping my bags didn't end up in Lost Angeles.7:32 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
  4. I'm addicted to shopahol.4:10 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
  5. Although neither exists yet, I already hate my kids' music. I must be getting old.5:37 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
  6. @tawneyandsky try not to look so confused in the pictures you take of yourself. You can't blame the element of surprise.11:16 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFox in reply to tawneyandsky
  7. @chaszimmerman sneaky bastards bit me before I noticed most of them were there. Kinda like how Karch takes bites out of your lunch in the AM6:55 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon in reply to chaszimmerman
  8. My chubby boyfriend got me addicted to Potbelly's.6:52 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
  9. 9 out of 10 mosquitos agree: I'm delicious. 1 out of 10 mosquitos agree: I swatted your punk ass.5:47 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
  10. Life lesson: sometimes it's just easier to swallow the bit of wrapper that gets stuck to your starburst.8:29 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
  11. Mowed my lawn for the first time in probably 5 years. Don't worry ladies, that's not a euphemism.8:04 PM Jun 20th from TwitterFox
  12. Waiting for the iPhone man to come to my neighborhood. I wonder if his truck will be playing Coldplay or "Feel Good Inc."5:41 AM Jun 19th from TwitterFox
  13. Almost a tease to update the old 3G to 3.0 just to toss it away in 2 days for the 3GS. Sorry 3G, I've outgrown you. It's not me, it's you.1:40 PM Jun 17th from TwitterFox
  14. @adamwshepard now if only you had someone to talk to...6:25 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFon
  15. Is Count Chocula cereal made FOR or FROM vampires?3:10 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFon
  16. The pull tab is the "zipper." The train tracks are the "zippee."6:25 AM Jun 11th from TwitterFox
  17. Smurfs are naturally anti-microbial. As a matter of fact, they are crucial in the making of barbershop comb juice. How crucial, you ask?..7:13 PM Jun 9th from TwitterFox
  18. I'm a model employee- which is why I show up at the office wearing just my underwear.12:08 PM Jun 5th from TwitterFox
  19. "After I got that Chinese hummer, I got so excited that I dropped the tranny" now has two meanings. http://tinyurl.com/onwtvy7:09 AM Jun 3rd from TwitterFox
  20. A watch pot still never boils, but at least you can measure the precise amount of time you've wasted staring at it.2:25 PM May 30th from TwitterFox
  • Name chendy
  • Location Baltimore, MD
  • Bio Full-grown stem cell
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