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  1. I woke up to the sloshy remains of a duckie sno-globe pen on my bathroom floor, and I don't even know where it came from...9:19 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from web
  2. a new and improved way to asserting your dominance over your roommate- now with more humping!12:06 AM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
  3. WIN! I tell you! WIN!10:09 PM Dec 30th, 2007 from web
  4. @giana I'm not. you love me more than the moon. you said so a long time ago... still have that text.10:08 PM Dec 30th, 2007 from web in reply to giana
  5. @pagemasterjim we are made completely made of win. talking on the phone and twittering.10:07 PM Dec 30th, 2007 from web in reply to pagemasterjim
  6. i think the moon is stupid. it's garbage and I hate it.10:04 PM Dec 30th, 2007 from web
  7. I am now wishing I had a monkey dressed in armor wanting to battle me12:50 AM Dec 1st, 2007 from web
  8. wondering what the fuck I'm doing here.8:32 PM Nov 29th, 2007 from web
  9. deciding the placement of certain tattoos...10:58 PM Nov 28th, 2007 from web
  10. @pagemasterjim it's in my wallet.10:58 PM Nov 28th, 2007 from web in reply to pagemasterjim
  11. you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.11:48 PM Nov 27th, 2007 from web
  12. @pagemasterjim it was loose, crushed up on his nightstand.11:47 PM Nov 27th, 2007 from web in reply to pagemasterjim
  13. The fortunecookie fortune found in Phil's ransacked room today: "you will soon get what you always wanted".3:31 PM Nov 27th, 2007 from web
  14. @pagemasterjim there's a diffuser at work that smells like juicyfruit. I want to eat it but it is made of glass and oil so I cannot.3:26 PM Nov 27th, 2007 from web in reply to pagemasterjim
  15. I have found I am vastly uncomfortable with things that smell like juicyfruit but are not in fact the delicious chewy delight.6:37 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from web
  16. getting ready for another day with steel faced bitches bored with their own copious amounts of money. what harlots.1:27 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from web
  17. i always wanted a guinea pig [i think that's how you spell it] named twitterpated, twitter for short I wonder why they call this twitter2:18 PM Apr 11th, 2007 from web
  18. every i do is already very technical and important anyway :)2:15 PM Apr 11th, 2007 from web
  19. I am checking e-mail, my very spastic friend sa sent me this invite. i have no idea what to do with it.2:13 PM Apr 11th, 2007 from web