chemicaltofu
I woke up to the sloshy remains of a duckie sno-globe pen on my bathroom floor, and I don't even know where it came from...
| chemicaltofu a new and improved way to asserting your dominance over your roommate- now with more humping! |
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| chemicaltofu WIN! I tell you! WIN! |
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| chemicaltofu @giana I'm not. you love me more than the moon. you said so a long time ago... still have that text. |
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| chemicaltofu @pagemasterjim we are made completely made of win. talking on the phone and twittering. |
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| chemicaltofu i think the moon is stupid. it's garbage and I hate it. |
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| chemicaltofu I am now wishing I had a monkey dressed in armor wanting to battle me |
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| chemicaltofu wondering what the fuck I'm doing here. |
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| chemicaltofu deciding the placement of certain tattoos... |
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| chemicaltofu @pagemasterjim it's in my wallet. |
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| chemicaltofu you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons. |
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| chemicaltofu @pagemasterjim it was loose, crushed up on his nightstand. |
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| chemicaltofu The fortunecookie fortune found in Phil's ransacked room today: "you will soon get what you always wanted". |
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| chemicaltofu @pagemasterjim there's a diffuser at work that smells like juicyfruit. I want to eat it but it is made of glass and oil so I cannot. |
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| chemicaltofu I have found I am vastly uncomfortable with things that smell like juicyfruit but are not in fact the delicious chewy delight. |
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| chemicaltofu getting ready for another day with steel faced bitches bored with their own copious amounts of money. what harlots. |
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| chemicaltofu i always wanted a guinea pig [i think that's how you spell it] named twitterpated, twitter for short I wonder why they call this twitter |
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| chemicaltofu every i do is already very technical and important anyway :) |
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| chemicaltofu I am checking e-mail, my very spastic friend sa sent me this invite. i have no idea what to do with it. |
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