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  1. I overate this week. its ok. Im the king. its not like im going to die on the shitter. 6:34 AM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  2. I said shake rattle and eggroll. Well you wont do right To save your doggone soul 11:01 AM Nov 17th from Seesmic
  3. need to grow out my sideburns again. Priscilla likes it scruffy 1:46 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  4. I feel bloated 11:04 AM Nov 4th from Seesmic
  5. My hips are hurting this morning. Too many pelvic thrusts at House of Jade Garden Chinese Buffet last night 7:03 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
  6. Chelvis action figures recalled again due to lead paint. Get them while you can at Choys R Us. They are going to be worth something folks 8:36 AM Sep 3rd from TweetDeck
  7. @schneidermike thinks he had it all figured out but all along the answer was at his house getting drunk on Imperial whites 8:27 AM Sep 3rd from web
  8. Who needs healthcare when you have the Riceland Mafia? 1:02 PM Aug 4th from web
  9. she woks like an angel. she toks like an angel. but i got wise. she's the devil in disguise 7:07 AM Jul 29th from web
  10. too many pastries, not enough time 4:42 PM Jul 24th from web
  11. Green Tea margaritas! RT @gregoryngToday is National Tequila Day! Here's what I will be drinking tonight http://bit.ly/bueio 8:26 AM Jul 24th from web
  12. Swerving and hip shakin' in the aisle of Walmart right now. Everythings made in china! 7:02 AM Jul 24th from web
  13. My secret is simple @schneidermike always super size, and less conversation/more action 11:35 AM Jul 23rd from web
  14. trying out gold plated toilets like its everybody's biz, yo 10:21 AM Jul 23rd from web
  15. I'm not touring anymore @gregoryng . Too much effort. My legend is legendary in legendacious proportions already 8:33 AM Jul 23rd from web
  16. Forget TCB, I'm all about MSG 8:32 AM Jul 23rd from web
  17. doc said I had a slim chance of making it past 30. I told'm I dont do anything slim. Then i went to Chinatown and ate a bacon/banana eggroll 7:21 AM Jul 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. Just knocked back a few egg rolls with the Chinatown Mafia. TCB 10:56 AM Jul 22nd from TweetDeck
  19. @paulocepek the king is tweeting. Straight from the riceland compound 10:01 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie in reply to paulocepek
  20. Made in China. 9:56 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie