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  1. @PkaPk Yeah, I had Strep all the time too, which ironically is how I learned how to control my gag reflex. Fat lot of good it's doing me.
  2. @StripperTweets I am a world of self-indulgent, mango-flavored misery. My kingdom for some viscous Lidocaine.
  3. My throat has been so sore for so long, I couldn't deep-throat a cornichon. Strep sucks.
  4. @lunarobverse You make it sound better than it actually is, like Padma Lashmi.
  5. @mwine122 Thank you. That's an awesome site.
  6. A week of non-stop illness will make a girl feel steeped in patheticism. It's my pity-party, and I'll cry in my sorbet if I want to.
  7. @mwine122 Sharing is caring. Thank you.
  8. @mwine122 And yet you don't share it with the whole class. For shame.
  9. Fevers are a lot less sexy and attractive than torch songs would lead one to believe.
  10. Grrr. This Strep is fucking with my fun with@MelissaGira watching @sashagrey in an adaptation of @greatdismal at the New Museum.
  11. Had to slam the big buzzkill button on my upstairs neighbor's Lady GaGa dance party. It's 1:00 a.m. & I've got frackin' Strep. Sorry, boys.
  12. @Rockharpered I have Strep. You do not want to be in my apartment touching my iBaah.
  13. @Rockharpered Yeah, you do.
  14. @Euroky Technically, I think my agent is my etymological pimp. But you can fight him for the honor.
  15. @Euroky Thanks so much. I am a lexicographic ho.
  16. RT @claytoncubitt: RT @jzellis: Twilight: for people who thought Anne Rice novels were way too testosterone-fueled.
  17. @StripperTweets Either. Both. What's ATP NY?
  18. So I have strep throat. No wonder why I've been enjoying a steady diet of all-mango sorbet all the time.
  19. Oh, I do <3 you, @StripperTweets. I think we should attend @ladygaga whilst wearing something matching.
  20. I call this outfit "Little SAMCRO Schoolteacher on the Prairie."