chelsaya
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@ I'm just going to become a llama with an extensive coffee mug collection.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to Clifwith1f
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Journalism is a lot like prostitution.
about 4 hours ago
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@ She's doing well!
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to bennybizness
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Any time my grandma gives me money in a card, I just put it back in her wallet. She never knows the difference.
about 10 hours ago
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I like when people take jokes from twitter/tumblr and then put them on their facebook.
about 12 hours ago
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Leave for California in a day. Haven't packed anything because that would mean I have to do laundry first. I'm a piece of work.
about 16 hours ago
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Cross kiss Richard Dawson off of list of things I've always wanted to do. God dern it.
about 16 hours ago
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Still holding out hope that someone will come into my life and be exactly like Paris from Gilmore Girls and I will call them "best friend"
9:56 AM Jun 2nd
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I thought by having all the crime/news text updates from the Pittsburgh area I'd be more informed, but now I dont ever wanna leave the house
9:32 AM Jun 2nd
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Girl is wearing really tight headband on forehead. Cutting off proper brain circulation to tell her to take it easy on the eyeliner.
9:26 AM Jun 2nd
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@ Your hair was up. You know how that is.
9:13 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to brightheaded
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Today as I was washing my hands in Sheetz's bathroom, a girl walked by me, said hello, then proceeded to puke her lungs out.
9:10 AM Jun 2nd
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A motorcade of motorcycles just went by. I thought it was something important. Just white hairs and women who look like men. Sigh.
7:41 AM Jun 2nd
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"She stopped and gingerly touched my ample manhood." Currently reading the WORST story ever written, if you couldn't tell.
12:06 AM Jun 2nd
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@ I feel like you've done this before.
9:36 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to benadgatemusic
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Don't talk about someone over the internet. Go paint derogatory words on their garage door like the good old days.
9:31 PM Jun 1st
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A bird is stuck in the attic of the bldg next door. I want to throw a rock through the window and free it. Prob. shouldn't have tweeted that
9:26 PM Jun 1st
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@ You should have never even told me this. *Saves in phone as "Drunk Diary"
9:21 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to BoringPGH
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Converting the day's leftover coffee into a cold coffee treat. Sometimes I like to do self dialogue, wink at non-existent cameras, etc.
9:16 PM Jun 1st
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I like to keep my highlighter by the permanent marker on my desk, because I feel at night they come to life and fight for marker supremacy.
9:12 PM Jun 1st
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- Name Chelsea Leber
- Location Pittsburgh
- Web http://chelsaya.t...
- Bio I like red lips and putting money in envelopes all over the city for yinz guys to find.
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