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  1. On our way to Woodinville for cheeseburgers. Teddy's Bigger Burgers, a Hawaiian favorite!
  2. Taylor just discovered that the Sounders FC games are televised. We could be in trouble.
  3. Shopping at Ann Taylor. Just tried on a pair of pants in a size 2, they fit. Holy hell! They are a mile too long though.
  4. Headed to the zoo. It's raining. Le boo.
  5. Three open spaces on either side of me and the ginormous truck has to park directly next to me. And over the line. Asswipe.
  6. People screaming at each other at Costco. Send popcorn.
  7. Singing Hollaback Girl and Taylor is looking at me like I sprouted antennae. I love embarrassing her!
  8. Ha! If you put a cube of not quite defrosted butter into your KitchenAid mixer chances are that the mixer will lob it across the room...
  9. Watching Food Network, Sandra Lee just declared cocktail time the best time of day. She must have read my mind...
  10. Hates switching stuff to not new phone... Don't ask. I brokes it.
  11. Gentleman in the hospital waiting room with me is teaching me more about basketball than I ever wanted to know. Coping mechanism.
  12. Totally embarrassed my kids in public for the first time and all it took was a margarita and a mexican restaurant.
  13. Just started reading The Host, eh... not so much.
  14. Just got emergency e-mail msgs from our school district about closures due to snow. School is closed 12/18 & 19. Way to keep us informed!
  15. Bailey just read a magazine article at the eye docs on improving your cleavage, wants to know if she should be worried about hers... Oy.
  16. Weather.com says it is 23 outside but feels like 9, yikes!
  17. First snowfall of the season!
  18. Dude, Ashley is driving and my life just flashed before my eyes. Three lanes of traffic be damned she doesn't want to get on the freeway!
  19. Peanut butter, banana and Nutella sandwiches with Tim's jalapeno chips on the side might very well be the most perfect meal on earth.
  20. I love buying new underwear, best pick me up ever. www.aerie.com