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cheffyalan

  1. Day off today.lie in?no.the bastard bread machine is going at it like an epileptic dalek. about 2 hours ago via Gravity!
  2. Karen Brady is a very attractive woman. about 10 hours ago via Gravity!
  3. Load of wank about 18 hours ago via Gravity!
  4. Three months exactly since i stopped smoking.still no murdering so i think i've cracked it.heart attack next week then. about 22 hours ago via Gravity!
  5. @Snowfairy1232 nice one x about 22 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to Snowfairy1232
  6. @Snowfairy1232 Getting ready for the bank holiday scumbags.what you up to? about 22 hours ago via Gravity! in reply to Snowfairy1232
  7. Very odd.if you play Rubicon by Tangerine Dream whilst at work you feel like you're in a film about your life.need tea. about 22 hours ago via Gravity!
  8. @rhodri on my way. 1:34 AM Jun 3rd via Gravity! in reply to rhodri
  9. Watching demolition man.Recording Alien.what year is it again? 3:51 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity!
  10. @strebby1 Haha 3:46 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to strebby1
  11. @strebby1 BUT just spotted Fame on BBC2.do i cancel recording Alien for Fame?quandry. 3:44 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to strebby1
  12. @strebby1 You've got it in one. 3:37 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to strebby1
  13. @strebby1 I will now be saving it for one of those home alone days off. 3:35 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to strebby1
  14. @strebby1 Ta just pressed R 3:30 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to strebby1
  15. Wondered why a lady took so long with her starter tonigh until her plate came back.every single whitebait had been headed and filleted.loony 3:15 PM Jun 2nd via Gravity!
  16. @MultiMrPhill Just playing Second Helping in the kitchen now to stave off the pangs of jealousy. 10:22 AM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to MultiMrPhill
  17. i wish this tweet was mine RT @MultiMrPhill: RT @MacBojangles: Off to see Lynyrd Skynyrd at the Manchester Apollo. 10:14 AM Jun 2nd via Gravity!
  18. @ClaireDevey Pram race first then up there 3-4 i think.x 4:56 AM Jun 2nd via Gravity! in reply to ClaireDevey