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cheffyalan

  1. Day off today.lie in?no.the bastard bread machine is going at it like an epileptic dalek.
  2. Karen Brady is a very attractive woman.
  3. Load of wank
  4. Three months exactly since i stopped smoking.still no murdering so i think i've cracked it.heart attack next week then.
  5. @Snowfairy1232 nice one x
  6. @Snowfairy1232 Getting ready for the bank holiday scumbags.what you up to?
  7. Very odd.if you play Rubicon by Tangerine Dream whilst at work you feel like you're in a film about your life.need tea.
  8. @rhodri on my way.
  9. Watching demolition man.Recording Alien.what year is it again?
  10. @strebby1 Haha
  11. @strebby1 BUT just spotted Fame on BBC2.do i cancel recording Alien for Fame?quandry.
  12. @strebby1 You've got it in one.
  13. @strebby1 I will now be saving it for one of those home alone days off.
  14. @strebby1 Ta just pressed R
  15. Wondered why a lady took so long with her starter tonigh until her plate came back.every single whitebait had been headed and filleted.loony
  16. @MultiMrPhill Just playing Second Helping in the kitchen now to stave off the pangs of jealousy.
  17. i wish this tweet was mine RT @MultiMrPhill: RT @MacBojangles: Off to see Lynyrd Skynyrd at the Manchester Apollo.
  18. @ClaireDevey Pram race first then up there 3-4 i think.x