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why is it that when i watch state dinners and other important presidential functions i'm just staring at the marines in the background6:32 AM Nov 26thfrom web
not feeling good. more specifically i just feel like staying home and curling up in bed... pretty much what i'm doing now.7:48 PM Nov 25thfrom web
anyone available later tonight? I want to head over and take advantage of @eldoradobar. sounds like I'm going to rape them4:02 PM Nov 25thfrom web
Target black friday is seriously so tempting3:42 PM Nov 25thfrom web
I am so in love with @ladygaga 's "Monster" track on her new Fame Monster cd8:30 AM Nov 25thfrom web
going to rei do gado for lunch with 8 of @theonewhogrins family members. I think I need to be on my best behavior, which isn't that great.11:13 AM Nov 24thfrom web
OKAY restaurants on my twitter WHAT ARE YOUR LUNCH SPECIALS TODAY my old roommate and her mom are in town and I want to go somewhere nice.10:13 AM Nov 24thfrom web
today's breakfast of the champions: fritos flavored twists and half a double chocolate muffin.9:47 AM Nov 24thfrom web
i just dropped Simon off at the airport. sadface what am i going to do this week now that he's gone12:01 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Anyone have any good recipes for frozen tart cherries?3:17 PM Nov 21stfrom web
Uhhhh so apparently his favorite 'hairgel' is vaseline. errrrrrrrrrrrr okay5:47 PM Nov 20thfrom web
I'm getting out of here before APC or Creed makes me commit murder. If not successful please post bail and explain to my atty what happened4:07 PM Nov 20thfrom web